Also, I want to put together a collection of my funny dreams from correspondence with my boyfriend, I’ll do it right now and I’ll be glad if you become witnesses 
January 30
today I dreamed of a beach, my boyfriend and I were on some kind of sea and then we went swimming when I woke up I realized that I dreamed about it because my ass was sweating because of my hot boyfriend
11th of March
I dreamed, in short, that we came to Lida’s concert, I was so joyful and beautiful in a skirt, walking with my boyfriend by the hand
and then when it all started it turned out that I couldn’t hear anything at all, I was completely deaf, I looked at the artist, then at the boyfriend, then again at the artist and thought, well, fuck. well fucked. and left to cry, it was so offensive.....
March 13
ahahaha I remembered what I dreamed about today, in short, I dreamed that we bought bread, brought it home and I bite it off without cutting off the pieces, but eat it whole and was like MMMMM WHAT TASTY BREAD OOOOO I was delighted with the bread and I don’t remember anything else
August 16, 2023
I dreamed that I had a hedgehog and a kitten
I bought them houses
so cute
February 23
I dreamed that I was driving a bus going somewhere, it was empty, only a couple of people I trusted, but I didn’t know some of them, and I turned somewhere along the road and asked if I was actually going along the route correctly, my boyfriend told me no, it’s wrong further there was a cliff and everyone screamed like AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
everything started to rumble, rumble, it was scary, I tried to slow down, but nothing worked
and in the end I decided that I was screwed and just turned off the nightmare with a click
It’s just that suddenly in the middle of sleep I opened my eyes and it was all over
February 19
I dreamed that I had a penis
I don’t remember when, but I definitely remember that I had a dream about a rat kindergarten more than once. I love pet rats
a couple more times I dreamed that I was Alisher Morgenstern’s girlfriend (showman, rap)
December 13, 2020 (my birthday)
I started coughing disgustingly, I was suffocating
I ran to the bathroom and coughed up a huge cockchafer into the sink. it was the size of a palm. he scratched my throat terribly and in general I hate bugs wtf
I found a lot more recordings of dreams about shit (literally) and very funny dreams that I can’t explain due to the intricacies of the translation and it will take a very long time to explain local things.. sad that I can’t just transfer these dreams into someone’s head so that they can laugh with me.. (btw I use a translator from Russian, sorry if there are mistakes)