lol Becks

My friend says a woodchipper works wonders

Said, my friend. LOL

There a coffee cake in the break room with one large piece in it. It could easily be cut into two pieces but no one else will be here for the weekend.

Shouldn’t the rest of it just be eaten?

Asking for a hungry friend who forgot his breakfast at home 

Lol. Oh! Wood chipper! Hey does anyone have one handy?

Yeah . Asking for a friend 

Is it ok to lounge around all day and watch sports and possibly not even get dressed?

Asking for a friend

What kind of beer you like?

Asking for a friend

Why wasn't I invited?

Asking for a friend 

Is it ok to turn up a Taylor swift song at work if no one else is here yet? Asking for a friend 

So we have a 1254 day no accident record at my job, but someone just cut themselves and can’t get it to stop

Bleeding, should I tell someone of just keep pressure on it

Asking for a friend 

Is it wrong that someone wants to stay spoiler

Free from real housewives of nj

Asking for a friend

Can guys get away with the half shirt look?

Asking for a friend

Is it ok for a 26 yr old guy to watch the Little Mermaid by himself and enjoy it? Asking for a friend

Is it okay to watch Modern Family continuously for a whole day, asking for a friend.

You would probably need a female point of view as well.
I'm inquiring for a friend. lol

Do they need oiled too? Asking for a friend 

Hey does anyone know if that Taylor Swift concert movie is any good?

Asking for a friend

Do people think you’re a pig if you eat a whole jersey mikes Sub with a bag of chips?

I’m just asking for my friend who’s really hungry today

I have this friend who’s been binging 1000 lb sisters and she’s really getting out of control with it. 

Any advice I can give her, because I’m a concerned friend and all

My friend  just finished a whole breakfast but then proceeded to order a take out meal for later too, is this too much? 

I’ll pass the answer along to her

How worried should you be that you are in desperate need to get out more, when you're shopping for food and see a nice looking man and your only thought is how you want to climb him like a tree? 

Uhm. Asking for that friend