Asking For a Friend

If you take a lot of pills and are falling in and out of sleep, should my friend call for hel...............

Is it ok to regift a gift that you receive but don’t like? Just asking for a friend

What's the quickest and safest way to get a GI Joe figure out of your ass?

umm....asking for a friend

Lmao your friend needs some play sets for their figures 

My friend was having the figure....uhhh explore a cave

Can someone show me the proper way to shoot heroin in an arm....asking for a friend

You guys have so many friends with questions

Is dish washing soap supposed to taste so terrible..asking for a friend

Can you put beer in a humidifier?
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What can a guy do about having a small penis?

Just..asking for a friend

Why does Chapstick taste so good? Asking for a friend

Why would someone get turned on when the pimple popper Doctor squeezes a big pimple…asking for a friend

Dude....she's hot!..I mean, my friend told me she was

Can you put small bills in this bag before getting shot in the head? Asking for a friend

That’s what my friend told me too dolt

Lmao Jeff wait is your friend robbing us?

Oh wait, he might be...He said he wants your wallets and purses too

LMAO Well tell your friend to stop stealing from his friends

My friend said that none of you are really my friend and you feel sorry for me.

His words not mine

If the NFL draft is on tomorrow at the same time as 1000 Lb sisters

Which one should be watched? Asking for a friend

My friend says that's a tough one

If my friend hides his pot in his underware when flying, will drug sniffing dogs attack his crotch?

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I think your friend should blaze before the flight and hide the rest in his socks

*stares at ass*

Tell your friend they look perfect

Where can I learn to do the Macarena?

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Oooh reeeeallly? It's me it's me! You can teach me.

Will this be a hands on demonstration?

Right here…I’m the friend.Dolt was covering for me

I'm his friend! It's me

Fine! Than how do you get white stains out of jeans....asking for a friend

You mean Jeff's friend

My friend got really excited and it's everywhere...explaining for a friend

Damn that’s TMI

and maybe control yourself...lol

Should my friend join the Harry styles fan club?

Ok but what age is too old to have posters on your wall of him....just asking for my friend

Your friend has posters too? So does mine!

Will anyone be my friend? Asking for a friend

Tell your friend we’re his friend 

Why do you guys want to be friends with my friend so bad?

Lmao baited

It is never too late for Chipotle

unless they're closed

Trying to find all the Taylor Swift clues on the XM serious App so my friend can win tickets

Ohhhh yeah my...uh friend heard about that too

But when I looked on the app to help my friend, I couldn't find any

I found a few for my friend but I’m having a hard time finding all of them….for my friend

I have seen Taylor Swift in concert and she does put on an excellent show.
Definitely worth the money.

But yeah I'm just going to google the clues for my friend

Maybe all his friends like heavy dark metal music and would make fun of him if they found out that he likes her music

That’s just my take on it

LMAO

Is it acceptable to walk around with a Vicks vapor inhaler sticking out of your nose?
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Your friend's nose hairs are going to burn out bruh

I bet your friend is really happy 

So If I join one of these dating apps can I put up a picture that's not of you

Asking for a friend