Asking For a Friend

How worried should you be that you are in desperate need to get out more, when you're shopping for food and see a nice looking man and your only thought is how you want to climb him like a tree? 

Uhm. Asking for that friend 

My friend  just finished a whole breakfast but then proceeded to order a take out meal for later too, is this too much? 

I’ll pass the answer along to her

I have this friend who’s been binging 1000 lb sisters and she’s really getting out of control with it. 

Any advice I can give her, because I’m a concerned friend and all

Do people think you’re a pig if you eat a whole jersey mikes Sub with a bag of chips?

I’m just asking for my friend who’s really hungry today

Hey does anyone know if that Taylor Swift concert movie is any good?

Asking for a friend

Do they need oiled too? Asking for a friend 

You would probably need a female point of view as well.
I'm inquiring for a friend. lol

Is it okay to watch Modern Family continuously for a whole day, asking for a friend.

Is it ok for a 26 yr old guy to watch the Little Mermaid by himself and enjoy it? Asking for a friend

Can guys get away with the half shirt look?

Asking for a friend

Is it wrong that someone wants to stay spoiler

Free from real housewives of nj

Asking for a friend

So we have a 1254 day no accident record at my job, but someone just cut themselves and can’t get it to stop

Bleeding, should I tell someone of just keep pressure on it

Asking for a friend 

Is it ok to turn up a Taylor swift song at work if no one else is here yet? Asking for a friend 

Why wasn't I invited?

Asking for a friend 

What kind of beer you like?

Asking for a friend

Is it ok to lounge around all day and watch sports and possibly not even get dressed?

Asking for a friend

Lol. Oh! Wood chipper! Hey does anyone have one handy?

Yeah . Asking for a friend 

There a coffee cake in the break room with one large piece in it. It could easily be cut into two pieces but no one else will be here for the weekend.

Shouldn’t the rest of it just be eaten?

Asking for a hungry friend who forgot his breakfast at home 

lol Becks

My friend says a woodchipper works wonders

Said, my friend. LOL

Does lime really cover up smells? And also..does anyone have a shovel I can borrow?

Asking for a friend

HAHAHAHAHA omg, that was the best comment EVER.

Uhhhh what exactly are your intentions with our Katie?

Asking for a few friends 

Fitz - guess you gotta start asking me questions ;) #slideinthoseDMs

There’s this abandoned car that’s been deeo in the woods behind my house for years I wonder if I can scrap it 

Asking for a friend 

*never accepts coffee from Cam’s friends*

How can you get fingers from being unsticky?

Asking for a friend

If you don’t leave any evidence..it never happened, right??

Asking for a friend

It just sort of happened. Will you be joining us over here?
Asking for a friend

How can someone hide the little nick they put on the car before the wife sees it. Even though they made a big deal for her to be careful

Asking for a friend 

Do you like me, circle yes or no?

Asking for a friend 

Do you think customers would notice if someone doesn’t shower for a day?

Asking for a friend 

If I just ignore a doctor bill will they send a collection agency after me? 

Asking for a friend 

Is it harmful to drink a few swigs of Nyquil everynight to try and fall asleep?
Asking for a friend

Wow your friend is already thinking about weddings here?

Is your friend embarrassed about listening to Whitney Houston too?

I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody, yeeeahh I wanna dance with someonbody, with somebody who loves me, sang my friend

So If cops want to search activity on your computer can you just get away with telling them that you forgot the password?

Asking for a friend 

I bet your friend is really happy 

Your friend's nose hairs are going to burn out bruh

Maybe all his friends like heavy dark metal music and would make fun of him if they found out that he likes her music

That’s just my take on it

I have seen Taylor Swift in concert and she does put on an excellent show.
Definitely worth the money.

But yeah I'm just going to google the clues for my friend

I found a few for my friend but I’m having a hard time finding all of them….for my friend

Ohhhh yeah my...uh friend heard about that too

But when I looked on the app to help my friend, I couldn't find any

Trying to find all the Taylor Swift clues on the XM serious App so my friend can win tickets

It is never too late for Chipotle

unless they're closed

Lmao baited

Tell your friend we’re his friend 

Your friend has posters too? So does mine!

Ok but what age is too old to have posters on your wall of him....just asking for my friend

Should my friend join the Harry styles fan club?