an old cluttered notebook falling apart at the seams

A pen orrr a notebook 

Anything glow in the dark

I'd be a TV or a soda can.

a discarded cigarette youd find smushed on the floor outside of a shitty gas station.

A beanie with a huge green patch on it and a buncha pins and patches!!

gamecube

A broken lighter

I would be a planet, nothern lights or the whole universe if u dont consider them a live being :D or more objectified i would be pine tree in siberia hanging w wolves :)

A cute looking jar full of colourful, sparkly stuff. Basically useless, something you hold onto out of nostalgia rather than any real need, but pretty when you hold it up to the sun.

I think I would be a book that tells a different story to everyone who opens it, like at first the pages are white, and there's nothing in it, but then the perfect story, just for you, appears, all you ever wanted to read (?), and if you show the book to someone else the story would be different for them...

or maybe a mirrorball 

Definitely a radiator 

a furby

vodka bottle with couple dead cigarettes and joints

i'd be a black and red lava lamp

a burning campfire

I would have been a clay figurine, which was actually baked by hand at a temperature of 1000°+ and, after firing in the hands, heated up in a matter of seconds, but in the end it was thrown out or given away because it became a persistent trigger

I would have been a clay figurine, which was actually baked by hand at a temperature of 1000°+ and, after firing in the hands, heated up in a matter of seconds, but in the end it was thrown out or given away because it became a persistent trigger

broken wired headphones or cheap tech deck

Probably a cuddly soft toy one of those more realistic ones 

I would want to be a bomb-ass, G3 MLP Toy!!!

probably an empty beer bottle or a blunt roach lol

maybe a necklace! one with loads of pearl beads

Overheating windows computer 

I'd be an old porcelain clown doll in someones old antique shop. 100%.

All people are inanimate objects and must prove their consciousness.

I guess I would be a drawing pencil :3

a tree next to a lake or on top of a hill

I would be a fern or a CD/DVD disk

I would be a fern or a CD/DVD disk

a post stamp with a rainbow and some birds

probably a plant in a pot

A computer, more specifically the Commodore 64.

I'd be a plane. Not a passenger plane, something like a light aircraft

You are an inanimate object

a fridge

i was really expecting to see more people from the osc fandom here lol

a bookshelf

id be a star sticker honestly

If I could pick any inanimate object to be, I would be a palm tree in Santa Monica by the beach. I'd enjoy seeing the sunset there everyday and the pedestrians having a fun time.

A robotic computer robot that doesn't require batteries or sunlight to activate wifi

Either a cutecore plushie, a 4-leaf clover, A cherry-blossom or a japanese wind-chime. 

glass

I would probably be a heavily annotated copy of a Jane Austen novel

A cd player

I Would  like  to be a CYBER ROBOTTTTTT ^0^

the green alien plushie from IKEA, "AFTONSPARV"

this one:

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/aftonsparv-soft-toy-alien-green-80551559/

totally a mossy rock by a stream or some big ass mountain ○|￣|_ =3

either a computer, phone or ipod

I would so be a grandma necklace. You know, like the bright, chuncky, plastic/glass beaded ones. The ones that your grandma wears to church. The one your grandma tried to give you because she impulsively bought it from an infomercial in the 80's. The kind that are so tacky and large it's pretty much a clothing item. That kind.