ball

i would be that one garfeild phone

i think id be a jar tbh. nothing in it just a jar

an old cluttered notebook falling apart at the seams

A pen orrr a notebook 

Anything glow in the dark

I'd be a TV or a soda can.

a discarded cigarette youd find smushed on the floor outside of a shitty gas station.

A beanie with a huge green patch on it and a buncha pins and patches!!

gamecube

A very poorly made small stuffed animal inside one of those cheap grab/mystery bags you get at new local businesses

A broken lighter

I would be a planet, nothern lights or the whole universe if u dont consider them a live being :D or more objectified i would be pine tree in siberia hanging w wolves :)

A cute looking jar full of colourful, sparkly stuff. Basically useless, something you hold onto out of nostalgia rather than any real need, but pretty when you hold it up to the sun.

I think I would be a book that tells a different story to everyone who opens it, like at first the pages are white, and there's nothing in it, but then the perfect story, just for you, appears, all you ever wanted to read (?), and if you show the book to someone else the story would be different for them...

or maybe a mirrorball 

Definitely a radiator 

a furby

vodka bottle with couple dead cigarettes and joints

i'd be a black and red lava lamp

a burning campfire

a smooth rock