if you were an inanimate object?

A robot or some type of computer

A roomba vacuum. 

I sense a trend of robotics!

i reckon i'd be an ash tray 

An old Dusty cat statue on a mantel.

I would be a decaying old suitcase filled with written stories on paper, old – but not used– teabags,  pretty rocks and feathers, leaves, seashells, a cassette tape and jars full of fairy lights with moss stuffed inside.

Table maybe a chair actually 

I believe I would maybe be a nice pen. Possibly blue

A pint of Amstel

Lily's second hand vibrator she got for free

A toaster.

An old book about some wild fantasy adventure that looks worn from being read over and over again~

A quartz crystal night elf figurine riding purple/blue mana saber tiger mount. 

a beautifully hand sculpted statue  

A calandar.

jar of cool rocks

evil crystal

A bakugan 

a rug because i’m always getting walked on

Probably a sidewalk so people can continue to walk all over me.

Rihanna's dildo.

 A weighted blanket.

A platonic solid, specifically an octahedron. Material is uhhhh... up to yall.

A van gogh painting the size of the universe

A clump of dog hair at the very bottom of an old backpack with crumbs and old notebooks inside

a camera

I have a custom made bowl w/pics of my cat in a loop around it. If I had to be an object I would be that

A furby, though they're not truly inanimate object.

I wanna be a refrigerator

Devil Horns Headband

if i were an inanimate object, id like to be something useful to humanity specially to the environment/nature

idk why but my first thought was a calendar. i definitely feel like a calendar (whatever that means). maybe i'm just counting down the days, whatever that means.

i wanna be a broom

an empty beer bottle

 Hello, moi je serais une table de ferme en chêne massif 

i would be one of those tiny light lamps that u can stick on the side of the wall and it has like a cute vintage design :o)

ciggarete, i make ppl happy for a while but then i finish and then they just throw me on the ground and step on me :')

I would be a television.

almost empty perfume bottle

i would definitely be a tic tac container bc im rlly annoying---

am rock

i would be a hair extension on the floor in a scene girls room in the 2000s with drawn on cheetah print in sharpie 

Definitely a sparkly pink studded Starbucks cold cup

Probably a polaroid that's messed up because someone shook it

That's an interesting question. I guess I'd like to be one of those pens that have a lot of colors.

I would be some random ugly lamp you would see at your grandmas house

A faulty flashdrive :o

I like to think I would be a glass calligraphy pen!:))

a jar of marbles, buttons, beads,, all very colorful. the jar has an alien bopper headband on

I wanna be a flashdrive