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if you were an inanimate object?

if you were an inanimate object, what would you be? if you think you would be more than one object, please put yourself in a container of some type! (don't want you to get misplaced from yourself!)


I think I would be a jar of sunflower petals inside an ever-running washing machine full of windshield washer fluid and small ceramic figurines (also the washing machine is wearing a cowboy hat).


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Reply by spiderlegs residence

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a smooth rock


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Reply by benny

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a burning campfire


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Reply by XxLie_AbilityxX

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i'd be a black and red lava lamp


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Reply by RoveR

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vodka bottle with couple dead cigarettes and joints


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Reply by Sophie~Louise (。^▽^)

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Definitely a radiator 


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Reply by marchu

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I think I would be a book that tells a different story to everyone who opens it, like at first the pages are white, and there's nothing in it, but then the perfect story, just for you, appears, all you ever wanted to read (?), and if you show the book to someone else the story would be different for them...

or maybe a mirrorball 


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Reply by Whiskiii

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A cute looking jar full of colourful, sparkly stuff. Basically useless, something you hold onto out of nostalgia rather than any real need, but pretty when you hold it up to the sun.


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Reply by xehachiwinga <3 !!

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I would be a planet, nothern lights or the whole universe if u dont consider them a live being :D or more objectified i would be pine tree in siberia hanging w wolves :)


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Reply by noahpoah

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A broken lighter


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Reply by BeeMilk

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A very poorly made small stuffed animal inside one of those cheap grab/mystery bags you get at new local businesses


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Reply by cupcakeconspiracist

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A beanie with a huge green patch on it and a buncha pins and patches!!


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Reply by frankie ♱

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a discarded cigarette youd find smushed on the floor outside of a shitty gas station.


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Reply by Mars!! :3

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I'd be a TV or a soda can.


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Reply by yari?

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A pen orrr a notebook 

Anything glow in the dark


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Reply by SandEater7765

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an old cluttered notebook falling apart at the seams


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Reply by Eve the Homicidal Maniac

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i think id be a jar tbh. nothing in it just a jar


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Reply by Iso!!

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i would be that one garfeild phone


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Reply by SCARASIX

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I wanna be a flashdrive


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Reply by Cupid the Wolf

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a jar of marbles, buttons, beads,, all very colorful. the jar has an alien bopper headband on


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Reply by Citrus/Lloyd

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I like to think I would be a glass calligraphy pen!:))


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Reply by v

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A faulty flashdrive :o


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Reply by Joeko

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I would be some random ugly lamp you would see at your grandmas house


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Reply by Clover / Jack / Vio

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That's an interesting question. I guess I'd like to be one of those pens that have a lot of colors.


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Reply by SOLARIS

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Probably a polaroid that's messed up because someone shook it


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Reply by 𝐿𝒾𝓋𝒾𝑒❁

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Definitely a sparkly pink studded Starbucks cold cup


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Reply by Cy!

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i would be a hair extension on the floor in a scene girls room in the 2000s with drawn on cheetah print in sharpie 


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Reply by moxieee

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i would definitely be a tic tac container bc im rlly annoying---


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Reply by freya

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almost empty perfume bottle



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Reply by Mimi!

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I would be a television.


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Reply by johnnieguilberts.wife

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ciggarete, i make ppl happy for a while but then i finish and then they just throw me on the ground and step on me :')


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Reply by odie

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i would be one of those tiny light lamps that u can stick on the side of the wall and it has like a cute vintage design :o)


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Reply by mamouka

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 Hello, moi je serais une table de ferme en chêne massif 


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Reply by Angela AnaconDope

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an empty beer bottle


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Reply by goldie♡☆

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i wanna be a broom


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Reply by Serendipity ★

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idk why but my first thought was a calendar. i definitely feel like a calendar (whatever that means). maybe i'm just counting down the days, whatever that means.


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Reply by not_lain

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if i were an inanimate object, id like to be something useful to humanity specially to the environment/nature


all i can think of is to become a windmill for renewable energy


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Reply by root

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Devil Horns Headband


Don't know why that's what I'd be, but that is what I would be.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe whole outfit???


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Reply by Gay Bowser

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I wanna be a refrigerator


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Reply by PastelMermaid

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A furby, though they're not truly inanimate object.


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Reply by Neil

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I have a custom made bowl w/pics of my cat in a loop around it. If I had to be an object I would be that


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Reply by Savi

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A clump of dog hair at the very bottom of an old backpack with crumbs and old notebooks inside


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Reply by Cesar

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A van gogh painting the size of the universe


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Reply by JillTheSomething

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A platonic solid, specifically an octahedron. Material is uhhhh... up to yall.


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Reply by Honey NoBunz

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 A weighted blanket.


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Reply by Erok Beifong 🤘🏾

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Rihanna's dildo.


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