Dear So and So...

Dear all nighter

Are you ready for me?

I'm here if you need me

Love Kat

Dear wind,

You can stop making all that noise out there now. I get it your strong. Sheesh, keep it down

Dear bed, I'll be there in just a few minutes. ..sheesh calm down

Love, 

me

Dear people who post in threads and say hi and then disappear never to be seen in the forums again.
Why you do that?

Dear the person talking abt hairspray, I SEE THAT FUCKING HOODIE, WHERE DID U GET IT IVE BEEN WANTING A HOODIE LIKE THAT FOR TWO YEARS I NEED TO KNOW BUT IDK HOW TO ASK UUUUU

Dear the person behind one of my favorite multimedia projects. Why did you have to make this fucking depressed, short, emo cat boy so likable???? He has been consuming my thoughts for the past few hours and I want to know what spell was cast to do this??? 

dear hairspray,

ur great and all, but if ur gonna make my hair super crunchy, at least keep it in place

Dear the guy behind one of the best (imo) multimedia projects of all time,

Why did u have to make the guy who takes selfies during hostage situations so relatable?

Dear my 97 mental illnesses

Please just let me do my hw I disappoint my dad enough already we don’t need to add to it. Also please stop making me afraid of my friends leaving me bc I made one poorly timed comment, thank you. And while you’re at it, I would also like it if you stopped making me randomly hate people just because they did one small thing that upset me, that’d be much appreciated. Now please let me finish this line of reasoning for my English paper, it is due tonight and I don’t know which one of you is responsible for this but ADHD, ik ur involved somehow, and it’d be very nice of you to introduce me to all the other mental problems you’ve been working with to make my life hell, thank you! :)

- sincerely the random guy who just wants to research healthcare in peace without getting upset or distracted every 5 minutes

Dear my English teacher

Please, I beg, give me a decent grade, my research notes have taken up 1 1/5 of a google doc page and I am screaming-

Dear the person I love too much to describe

I don’t know how to tell you I love you because I’m afraid of how much it will hurt when you reject me. I’m afraid of you leaving me if it gets awkward. I just want to tell you so bad, I want you to hold me and tell me everything will be alright when I’m sad, I want you to celebrate with me when I’m happy, I want you to kiss me, I want you to love me as much as I love you. I know it’s probably not likely but I wish it was. I want to tell you how I feel but I’m to scared of my feelings. They hurt me so much. I wish you had the ability to see past all my jokes and facades I make to avoid my emotions. I wish you could embrace the real me. Maybe then I’ll finally know who I am. I know you don’t love me like this but I can’t help it and it hurts. Sometimes I think I might be lucky and maybe you do love me, but in the end I know most people won’t, so the chance is small. Just promise we can still hang out if you reject me, because I’m scared of what will happen and what I’ll do to myself if I lose you completely.

Dear how do you follow that post,

Dear Thread Ranters

Dear clock

Dear people that have disappeared from Spacehey,

Dear large chili with hot sauce that I devoured an hour ago,

Dear construction outside my window

Dear break time,

Dear Reailty,

Would you please stop screwing me and let a girl take your place?
*wink*

Sincerely,
SlyCooperReloadCoded

dear patchouli

Dear AN

Dear Rory (mydog)

Dear Alarm,

Dear on-hold music, 

Dear long pants,

Dear Spaceheyers in love,

Dear hangover,

Dear girl at my register,

Dear Becks

Dear payday tomorrow

Dear plow, 

Dear Super Bowl box pool

Dear NFL playoff pool

Dear spring,

Dear Friday forum people

Dear Careless Whisper,

Dear tummy,

Dear Food Trucks cooking right outside my window,

dear my cat,

Dear January,

Dear Hump Day,

Dear Becks

Dear cold,

Dear Frankie

Dear General Forum

Dear Becks 

Dear cold going around the office

Dear Emm,

Dear NFL