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Write a quick personal letter to anyone or anything.

Dear November,

Really...the 18th already? Can you slow it down a little, thanks in advance.

Dear Spacehey administration,

How about getting some mods in here to clean up some of these spam threads

Don't pretend you don't see it

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Dear Bed, Soon we will be together and have another amazing night together.

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Dear Girls I Encountered At Target,

I remember the day like it was yesterday. It was close to Halloween and I was looking through the aisle where the bags of candy were stocked. I overheard you three to my left, debating on what candy bag to get.

I wasn't paying much mind to the conversation until one of you out of the blue, asked the question, "How do I crack an egg?"

I didn't let a second slip by. Immediately, I looked at all of you and sang, "Run it down the length of your thighhhh, Sharonaaa!"

Silence filled the aisle. Then the girl who asked that question actually took out an egg from her sweater pocket and rolled it down her thigh. I immediately walked away when you realized it didn't work.

I'm not sure where you girls are now. But I hope you're all doing alright.

And uhh... sorry for misinforming you on how to crack an egg.

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LOL Paul 😂 Dear bride of Frankenstein, Sorry about the Frankie shaped hole in the wall once again. Will repair when I get home

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Dear Tummy Food is coming soon, I didn’t forget about you.

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Dear  phones How about a little time out Say, maybe a half hour? Much appreciated

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Dear Shawn Mendes,

So, you freaked out when you found me hiding in your closet. I, of course, completely understand the shock you felt. I'm sure anybody would be terrified if they found a strange man hiding in their closet.

But did you really have to start hitting me with a loaf of bread?

Listen, if you ever find me hiding in your closet again, please don't hit me in the face with a loaf of bread.

Break my back with a baseball bat.

Best Regards,

Paul

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Dear Mods, Seriously, like KOM said, clean up all the spam topics!

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Dear Major Tom, Ground control is trying to reach you, something about taking your protein pills, and did you seriously take your helmet off?

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Dear Thursday, Please come quickly!

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Dear New Guy, Please stop whistling to each song on the radio. He just did all of Coldplay's Viva La Vida from start to finish.

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Dear wind, Please don't knock over all of the Christmas decorations that I spent all day Sunday setting up.

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Dear December, No stress, so BRING IT ON!

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Dear Giants, Beat those Birds today

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Dear coffee, Must….go…faster

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Dear new friend,  Thank you for making me feel heard. I hope I didn't scare you off already and that you talk to me again.

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Dear splinter that’s been in my finger for 2 days now, It’s eviction day for you!

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Dear late security guard who was supposed to relieve me 20 minutes ago so that I can get home and get some sleep and start my weekend,  Hey

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Dear Brand, Hope you got the sleep you needed bro Stop in the forums and see us soon

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Dear Monday, Why do you hate me so much?

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Dear blanket, Time to get warmed up. Do your thing

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Dear afternoon coffee I’m on my way to pick you up now, stay put, I’ll be right there

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Dear 14 piece fried chicken meal with 4 sides and rolls on it's way here MUST GO FASTER!

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Dear Frankie That post just made me really hungry

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Dear KOM  Where are you??

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Dear flock of seagulls hovering in our parking lot, Please don’t poop on my car

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Dear Titans Please win

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Dear Cowboys 3 games left, let's end on a high note!

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Dear refrigerator Please make something good appear this time when I open the door. Forget the previous 3 times. Thanks

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Dear teltemarketer who calls right as I walk in the door, Stop watching me Thanks, Trey

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Dear Trey, OMG we must both be on their same schedules. lol

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Dear work, Will you really miss me if I don't come in tomorrow

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Dear Christmas movie marathons, This week...it's on!

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Dear Heat in this car, Do your thing so my teeth stop chattering

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Dear radio, If you play Bruce Springsteen's Santa Claus is coming to town 1 more time, I'm going to smash the radio

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Dear Bears, Beat these Vikings

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Dear NFL I'm already confused. An earlier game today as well as regular Monday night football, then another game tomorrow?

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Dear Emm, What's wrong with more football? lol

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Dear cold going around the office Please skip me

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Dear Becks  LOL what a classic!

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Dear General Forum Merry Christmas everyone

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Dear Frankie AHHHHHH, Aww Merry Christmas Frankie and everyone in General Forum

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Dear cold, Thanks for waiting for Christmas morning to decide to make an appearance

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Dear Becks Feeling much better.  It was a quick cold, but it left just in time for me to go back to work. lol

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Dear Hump Day, The week is half done and the year will be too. I'll drink to that.

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Dear January, So far so good. Keep the momentum going.

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dear my cat,

you saved me even if you dont even know it. you are like my child and i feel more loved than i ever have when im with you. every time you lay on me i never want to disturb you. it takes all my willpower to resist your pleading eyes when you want me to feed you extra treats. i cant think about a life without you. i show you off to everyone i meet at any opportunity. but more than anything else, i want you to know, you are a silly little goose.

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Dear Food Trucks cooking right outside my window, I'll see you in 1/2 hour.

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Dear tummy, Food is on the way, I promise.

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Dear Careless Whisper,      I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend I know you're not a fool. I should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that i'd been given. So I'm never gonna dance again. The way I danced with you...oohhhhhh

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Dear Friday forum people Who's drinkin tonight?

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Dear spring, Please hurry!

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