*waters all the plants in my office as I've turned it into practically a rain forest*

*takes the last bite of my bang bang shrimp with a singular tear running down my cheek *

“Ugh god I wish I had made more !!!!”

*takes break in between exercises*

*listens to the rain storm outside * 

Candy!

*covers eyes* 

Can't resist the pull of the candy

*locks the door*
*stands with arms folded in front of the door*
*says*
"Give up the candy son*

*steals all the candy on Cam's desk and runs for the door*

*wakes up *

*checks time on phone* 

*goes back to sleep *

*turns music up loud*

*dances down the hallway to the printer*

*eats lunch outside*
*shoos away like 20 flies*

*suddenly loses appetite* 

*waits for friends to get out of work*

*snuggles into bed and cuddles my cat *

*Throws creamers at Cam's co workers*
*yells*
"MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE"

*sits on couch eats little tiny snickers because they're so little*

*looks at half empty bag*

Crap

*sits on the couch*
*prays I don't fall into the same mistake that Landon did*
*drinks coffee*

*takes a shower*
*gets dressed*
*calls my girl to see if she's ready*

*sits on couch and waits*

*falls asleep*

*enjoys the warm sun shining on my face *

*Resumes shooting paper spit wads through straw at ceiling*

*commends officer Alexi on doing a fantastic job*
*gives her the key to the city*

*penalizes jeff for too many yeah yeahs* 

*writes a ticket*

*turns the light on*
*puts blanket around Katherine*

*gives her a pillow*

*turns light back off*

* sits in the dark corner rocking back and forth *✨

*watches the clock*
*thinks*

*15 minutes left*

Needs chocolate 

*spoonful Swiss miss* 

*Looks up*

*thinks*

"ohh Mary Poppins"

*double takes*
OHHHHHHHH

*snaps fingers to get Jeff out of his grinning trance *

* rings out my tide eraser*

*gets the stain out*

*flies away like Mary poppins*

*eats spaghetti with red sauce*
*tucks bib up to my neck*

*still gets sauce splatter on my sleeve*

*:(*

*we’re on a road to nowhere*

*come on inside*

*taking that ride to nowhere, we’ll take that ride*

*asks Alexis who won?*

*Puts on sweats and sweatshirt*
*tackles the bathroom and shower*

**yells while still hiding in bushes *

'You don't think I'm falling for that do you ?!"

*sniffs* is that chocolate chip?

*pokes head out*

*tries to lure Becks out with half of my big cookie*
*holds camera with other hand to get a pic*

*hears a noise *

*runs back into the bushes*

*watches Becks slowly emerge from the bushes*
*looks up in my field guide*
*says*
"That's right, I heard of this....the rare Becks will appear when Reece's Pieces are present"

Ohhh Reese's Pieces! My favorite 

*gives you that look that says pleasee share with me*

*watches Jeff fly away*

*sees candy on the ground*

“Mm Reeces pieces”

*puts signs away until next Monday*

*Thinks*
What's wrong with Tuesdays?

*Gives up on Monday too*
*Makes signs*

*walks the pick it line*

*chants*
Down with Mondays!

*throws in the towel*

*Praises da Roots*

*Gets task from Vannaka*

*Sees task is 120 Dagannoths*

*Logs off of Runescape*

*sees drip on counter top*
*looks up*
*grabs sword*
*lip sync's poorly*
I will protect the sacred lasagna with my life!

*breaks into firehouse ninja style*

*hangs from kitchen ceiling*

*watches Squeege take lasagna out of the oven.*

*single sweat drips from my forehead hitting right next to squeege*

*dances around while making Lasagna*

*does a split in the kitchen*

*screams in pain*

*lmao*

*thinks* 

Did I get everyone sick?

*backs out of room where everyone is blowing their nose*

*blows nose*

*gives tissue back to Cam*

*thinks*

I could use a cookie too!

*realizes I don’t know Landon*

*pulls up next to him in my car makes sexy eyes at him*

*picks nose*

*tries to remember if Landon ever shared his cookie with me?*

*sees Lando with his finger up his nose*

*gives him a tissue*

*says*

It’s ok, everyone does it!