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*ACTIONS ONLY*

Posted by KOM

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*Thinks* "Only actions take place here"

*flies away*
*remembers*..."I can't fly!"
*falls to my death*


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Reply by Jim

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*cleans up the place* 
*makes dinner* 

*cleans up dishes*
*cries cause everyone is ungrateful and doesn't help*


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Reply by Frankie

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*farts*
*blames the dog*


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Reply by Frankie

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*walks like Frankenstein through the thread*


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Reply by KOM

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*walks backwards like KOM through the thread*


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Reply by Frankie

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*growls like Frankenstein*


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Reply by KOM

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*takes a sad song and makes it better*


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Reply by Frankie

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*runs with stiff legs from angry villagers with pitchforks*


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Reply by KOM

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*oven timer dings*
*eats warm pizza*


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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*Jumps up and down*
*loves the action thread*


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Reply by Paul

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*Digs underground*
*Creates a bunker in case of nuclear apocalypse*
*Says* "This bunker can support up to 5 people. Anyone want to sign up and reserve a spot?"


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Reply by Frankie

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*runs*
*is followed by angry townspeople carrying torches*


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Reply by Frankie

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*lays under a blanket*
*moves my arm*
*hears someone yell* "IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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*LOLS AT Brockington*


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Reply by TeXas Chance 817

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* Walks in *

* Defecates on floor *

* Walks Out *


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Reply by Paul

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*Walks in*
*Sees poop on the floor*
*Says* Alright, who pooped on the floor again?!? This is the 3rd time it's happened!!!
*Walks out angrily*


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Reply by Frankie

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*sees little girl throwing flowers into water*

*throws little girl into water*

*walks away*


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Reply by Paul

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*Walks in*

*Sings* 🎶 What's. Go. Ing. On on the floor! I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore. 🎶

*Walks out*


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Reply by Paul

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*comes in like a wrecking ball*


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Reply by Frankie

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*Growls*
FIRE!
*stiff legs it out of here*


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Reply by Swampbaby

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*furiously searches pre-zoom breakfast *


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Reply by Paul

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*Grabs notebook and pen*
*Sneaks over to neighbor's house, near a window*
*Observes a guy in his bedroom, dancing to Taylor Swift's Shake it Off*
*Takes notes on his dance moves*
*Sneaks away*


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Reply by Frankie

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*teams up with Dracula in a buddy movie*


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Reply by ♥~ +Sara+~ ♥

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*laughs out loud*


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Reply by Frankie

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*Drags feet through carpet*
*shocks Doctor*


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Reply by ♥~ +Sara+~ ♥

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*starts the tub with warm water*
*pours in bubble bath*

*signs off Spacehey for an hour*


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Reply by Frankie

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*chases vilagers*

*Scares children*
*falls in water*
*sinks to the bottom*


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Reply by Frankie

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*Growls and walks through Walmart*


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Reply by Frankie

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*Growls while chasing villagers*


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Reply by Paul

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*Looks at Elon Musk*
*Asks* High five?
*Raises hand*
*Elon says* Sure
*High fives Elon Musk*
*Shouts* YES! I just high fived Elon Musk!
*Elon chuckles in amusement*
*Both of us part ways*


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Reply by Paul

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*Looks at the clock*
*Clock reads* 3:40 AM
*Opens up YouTube on laptop*
*Plays instrumental of Gotye's Somebody That I Used To Know*
*Sits back*
*Thinks about the silliness of life*


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Reply by Paul

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*Listens to this song*
*Thinks about how the sight of Twitter brings the fight in me and makes me want to move*
*Puts my fingers down Twitter's spine*
*Looks into Twitter's eyes*
*Feels Twitter's hands on mine*


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Reply by Cesar

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gets back to work


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Reply by Cesar

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watches the game and listens to music


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Reply by Presley

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*stabs mac & cheesy noodle with fork*

*eats*


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Reply by Frankie

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*Screws in new neck bolts*


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Reply by Presley

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*paints nails*


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Reply by Trey

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*waits on hold to talk to cable provider*

*my call is important to them*


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Reply by Amish

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Aww

*sets up shots for my girls*


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Reply by Lyss@

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*shoves the other half of my glazed donut in my mouth because it's time to finish work*

*didn't realize the car next to me watched the whole process* 




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Reply by Presley

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*rubs the lotion on my skin*

*doesn’t want the hose again*


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Reply by Presley

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*wonders if I fall in the action thread, would anyone know or just think it's my post*


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Reply by VapeGeoff

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*Does a General forum handstand*


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Reply by Presley

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*Does that move when a chill suddenly hits your body*


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Reply by Paul

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*Shouts* I'M INVINCIBLE!
*Runs while holding a gnome*


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Reply by Presley

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*Jumps to the left*
*steps to the right*
*puts my hands on my hips*
*brings my knees in tight*
*goes insane from the pelvic thrust*

*gets kicked out of the gym*


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Reply by Brand

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*waits patiently in car for morning shift guy to reliEVE ME AND HE’S 18 MINUTES LATE!!*


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Reply by Crow

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*Realizes Sunspot didn't wipe*

*Laughs Hysterically*


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Reply by Paul

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*Realizes Sunspot heard me*

*Says* Sun! Don't worry, it's just me. Now I understand you've found yourself in a scary situation. The door's locked and you're trapped with nothing but the clothes on your back.. And uhh... an unwiped butt.

*Snickers quietly*

*Says* But listen! I'm going to get you out of there! Stand back!
*Performs the Michael Jackson leg kick on the door*
*Door is unaffected*
*Sighs*
*Says* Usually that works.
*Another voice from a distance shouts at me* It's locked from your side, dumbass! Just unlock it.
*Says* Ohh..
*Unlocks bathroom door*


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Reply by Cesar

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listens to a meeting


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Reply by Gigi

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