It stressed me out so bad.

What? What? What? Why? ????

WHAT ABOUT THE CONTRACT?

I lost the timeline so many times. DID FHEY STAFTED FUCKING LIKE A WEEK AFTER RHEY MET??Z

HE SHOWED UP AT HER JOB?

why did she not get a restraining order.

(He might like that actually.)

Ya’know, the director said that they made the main girl (I already forgot her name and I don’t fucking care) intentionally childlike.

NO WONDER THE WHOLE MOVIE FELT LIKE SHE WASNT ABLE TO GIVE CONSENT

Was this movie intended to be hot. I was fearful the entire time.

Cut it differently and it is a horror movie. 

HE SHOWED UP AT HER JOB.

HE GAVE HER A SEX CONTRACT TO SIGN TO BE HIS SUBMISSIVE (FULLY, NO THOUGHT OR ABILITY TO DENT ANYTHING HE ASKED OR FUCKING AUTONOMY?? AT ALL???)

AND THEN WHEN SHE SAID ‘HAHA NO THANKS IM GOOD NICE KNOW YOU’ HE

SHOWS UP AT HER HOUSE UPSET ABOUT IT. 

BITCH IT WAS A CONTRACT SHE HAD TO SIGN AND SHE DID NOT SIGN IT.

‘Roll your eyes at me again and I’ll take you over my knee’ WHAT ABOTI THE FUCKING CONTRACT?.?!:???.!!??

WHAT IS THE CONTRACT FOR WHEN THEY END UP IN THE SEX DUNGEON ANYWAY WITHOUT IT BEIGN SIGNED??? (AND FUCLING TO SLOWED DOWN BEYONCE?? WHAT THE FUCK??)

Main girl goes to see her mom and the guy FOLLOWS HER.

???”???”!”””””?

(HE KEEPTS SHOWING UP AT PALCES SHE IS FOR NO REASON??. HER JOB??? HER COLLEGEDOING A SPEECH?? IT’S LIKE HE’S FUCKING TELEPORTING)

THIS IS STALKING.??”L GIRL RU;!,!

7$3’He sold her car to buy her a new one without talking to her?? “ }>

SHE AND HIM GET ITNO A PLANE-(ISH THINF) LIKE TWICE IN THE MOVIE AND BOTH TIMES ITS TWRRYIFNY.

Nothing worse than a man who doesn’t understand consent, is a completely arrogant stalking moron, and hoards wealth.

Oh yeah the guy is a billionaire. Forgot to mention that.

HER AND HER MOM DONT EVEN HANG OUT FOR VERY LONG MOST OF THE TIME IN SAVANNAH WITH THE GUY WHO FUCKINF FOLLOWED HER. 

and then once they get back they fuck in the sex dungeon. Again. (To church music?”?.?????”?????”????)

And then at some point the girl is like “hey what if we were like normal and did normal sex like a normal couple” and bros like

“Nah fam I’m traumatized and that means I wanna spank tyou.”

Earlier in the movie it’s mentioned (very briefly, in a walk in the woods(…) and not taken seriously at all) that he’s into kink because he was sexually abused as a child???????

I’m sure that can be a reason but like. It was mentioned for 2 seconds. Also you. What. You could’ve just given him a normal reason to enjoy kink. You don’t have to be abuse???”?????”??.””???

And while giving her his reason for why he likes to punish her he says the second funniest line in the movie. 

“I’m fifty shades of fucked up.”

(The first funniest line is “I don’t make love. I fuck. Hard.”)

And girl is like “hit me as hard as you can so I can understand what you want” (????????????’)

And he DOES?? SND KEEPS GOING??? AND SHES COUNTING??? AND CRYING??

YALL PLEASE THE CONTRACT.

And girl tries the next day to be like “yeah bro we’re fucking done” and guy is like “huh uh bitch” and girl goes again “stop. NO.”

And FIANLLT HE GETS THE POIFM??.? WHY DID THAT TQKE SO LONG?? It’s like he grew consciousness and picked up what consent was suddenly was went 

“ oh shit I’m a creep.”

Isn’t kink supposed to be enjoyable for both parties. What. 

ALSO SHE WAS A VIRGIN. AND HE WAS LIKE “holy shit that makes Thai so much better.”
NO????..?.?????? HE WANTED TO ANALLY FIST HER??
THW WHOLE MOVIE WAS CORSION AND. WHAT.

Also earlier on in the movie, it’s established that main girl has a friend who’s only personality trait is he’s in love with her and she doesn’t know. (Great writing)

And at some point she gets drunk in a bar and friend is there and goes “I love you” and tries to force himself on her(????( and then the kinky guy shows up and is like “no! I’ll save you! Get off her!!” (He will never be mentioned again from this moment)

And honestly I don’t know why I guy would’ve been worse to be with her. Girl find the bear. RUN. LEAVE.

and then she blacks out and wakes up in kinky guys house, in new clothes. And she just has to take his words that he DIDNT rape her. And then immediately after he crawled up the bed near her saying

“If you were mine, you wouldn’t be able to sit for a week.” 

…….

And then he eats her fucking toast, worst part of the entire scene to be honest.

AND HE ALSO SAYS ‘I WOULDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU, IM NOT INTOE NECROPHILIA.’

THAYS SOMNOPHILIA YOY FUCKING MOROM

………….

Conclusion;

My blood pressure is high, I’m terrified, and I will not be watching the next 2 movies.

………

THERES TWO MORE FUCKING MOVI—