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Donald Trump’s 2nd Impeachment trial began today. Republicans Senators vowed to be impartial jurors as long as that was cool with Trump.

Trump lawyers blasted his 2nd impeachment trial as “Political theater” which, due to Trump’s pandemic failure is the only theater currently available. 

A new study shows those who nap in the afternoon score higher on cognitive tests.  The study also showed those that get high before cognitive tests take more naps. 

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