16. I found chopped off penises in my room
I dreamed I was browsing reddit on my living room table when I noticed two chopped off penises near my external HD. I wasn’t sure they really were penises or fingers (yeah) so I asked my brother and, laughing, he told me they really were the penises he chopped off of his friends. Then I lost my shit and started yelling at him and crying, until I choked myself with crying and couldn’t breath anymore.
Then I woke up.