Wayne Gretzky skates out and starts playing hockey with Ozzy's testicle.
The bones of the world's last passenger pigeon are inserted into the vending machine.
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Wayne Gretzky skates out and starts playing hockey with Ozzy's testicle.
The bones of the world's last passenger pigeon are inserted into the vending machine.
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The vending machine redirects the pigeon and the pigeon flies out of the vending machine to send a message one last time.
Mr. Monopoly insets 1 monopoly dollar into the vending machine.
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A Walmart and three Starbucks open up across the street from the vending machine.
I insert a black flag into it.
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A black hat hacker crawls out go the vending machine, hissing because it's too bright.
A Nokia charger is put into the vending machine
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An NES falls out. The cartridge inside contains Marble Madness.
I put a thumbdrive full of personal photos in the slot.
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An NES falls out. The cartridge inside contains Marble Madness.
I put a thumbdrive full of personal photos in the slot.
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The vending machine easts the flash drive and prints out all the photos for you and puts them in an envelope.
I'm putting a pack of extra firm tofu inside the vending machine
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Three squirrels come out of the vending machine - one red, one grey, and one black.
I insert a gnarled old stick from a tree.
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A wooden doll comes out of the vending machine.
An empty notebook is inserted into the vending machine
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein comes out of the vending machine.
I insert a pack of guitar strings.
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The singer of Nickleback starts crawling out of the vending machine
A Diet Coke is shoved into the vending machine
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Acid pours out of the vending machine while Chad Kroeger is still crawling out of it. He dies screaming in a puddle of blood and human tissue, 29 years too late.
I squish Scott Stapp with hammers until he fits in the vending machine slot.
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A creed radio cassette falls out of the vending machine.
Van Halen's left shoe is shoved into the vending machine.
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A vial is dispensed from the vending machine. It contains a cure for herpes.
I stick 8 Billion frozen embryos in the machine.
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8 million vending machine babies are thus born.
A new vending machine is replaced and the mother vending machine is retired to take care of her 8 million children
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I insert a bottle full of warm milk with a rubber nipple on it into the vending machine.
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Baby clothes comes out of the vending machine.
A can of peas is inserted into the vending machine.
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One of those fake TikTok hippies comes out of the vending machine.
An advil is put into the vending machine
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a chicken made of towels come out
a basket full of laundry is put into the vending machine
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You got a basket of clean laundry. The machine keeps one dirty white ankle sock squirreled away for its own personal business.
I put in a lock of sasquatch hair.
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Bananas in pajamas comes out
A wooden baseball bat that’s broken in half is put into the vending machine
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The smells of petrichor and freshly mown grass come out of the vending machine.
I put in a black leather bracelet.
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A black 1970 Chevy impala comes out
A Barbie doll with no head and one shoe goes into the vending machine
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You get a pair of glass slippers and a carriage that turns into a pumpkin at midnight.
I put in the severed head of Prince Andrew.
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Documents of all his crimes are shown in the little display screen.
A sand dollar is put into the vending machine.
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You get a llama, but unfortunately it is also made out of sand.
I scream into the vending machine.
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The void inside the vending machine screams back.
A dirty boot is put into the vending machine
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Simon “Ghost” Riley comes crawling out, cursing incoherently in a British accent
I’m putting in a broken Wii in the vending machine
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Mario comes out and disappears down the nearest sewer entrance.
I insert a coin from Super Mario Bros for NES.
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Yoshi from super Mario jumps out and runs away because he’s now free
I put a PlayStation controller into the vending machine
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You get a joystick that manipulates space and time.
I insert the entire Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy - all five books - into the vending machine.
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A pg-13 musical version of the books comes out of the vending machine.
A pair of clean and new socks is shoved info the vending machine .
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Björn Borg comes out swinging his tennis racket
A deflated basketball is shoved into the vending machine
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You get an inflated basketball and a bucket of flubber.
I insert a slice of pizza into the vending machine.
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A ninja turtle comes out of the vending machine
A snickers bar is put into the vending machine
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I put in a sponge to try and clean the vending machine.
A dirty tooth brush comes out. Ew lol
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Nurse Ratchet comes out of the vending machine.
A Diet Coke is put into the vending machine.
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Retro pillows is pushed out of the vending machine.
A boom box is put into the vending machine.
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You get a clone of Tupac. He immediately starts trying to radicalize the black youth of America, but government agents posing as gang members assassinate him again.
I put in a copy of Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger.