Topic: Corrupt A Wish Game

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Reply by Swampbaby

posted 1615532009

Done, but now they are all in person meetings but your dryer was not working, so you tried to dry all of your clothes in the microwave and they all smell like crab rangoon. All meeting attendees are salivating over your new scent and cannot pay attention to content.

I wish I could go swimming tomorrow.

Reply by Frankie

posted 1615222230

Granted

You find the will to live but now you live the same day over and over as in Groundhog day.

You kill yourself everyday only to wake up again sitting at your computer telling the Corrupt a Wish game that you wish you had the will to live

I wish I were more fun

Reply by Ali3nkat

posted 1614715795

Such an amazing voice.

THE SENIORS AT THE HARD OF HEARING NURSING HOME LOVE YOU!

I wish I could have the will to live

Reply by Paul

posted 1614540625

Congrats, you went from being 5'6 to 6'5!!! But uhhh.. you're pretty much a human giraffe now. Your neck grew 11 inches.

I wish I was a great singer.

Reply by Tayla Gaffney Blake

posted 1614429783

Granted

You are now constantly drunk

I wish I was taller

Reply by Tayla Gaffney Blake

posted 1614014223

Granted

Your x-ray vision ends up giving you cancer

I wish I could fly

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1614013709

Granted

Your persuasion turns into mind control and soon you want to control the world.

Your plan is the take over the airwaves through space satellite.

When you put your helmet on and are ready to broadcast your message of control

a burst of energy flow into you helmet and zaps you.

When they find you later, you can no long speak and have gained a series of twitches and ticks and can only say, "Meep, meep, meep"

Aww poor Paul lol

I wish I had x-ray vision

Reply by Paul

posted 1613615213

You can teleport anywhere you want. But your memories alter every time you use this ability. Sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and forget why you wanted to be there, sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and your memory of why you wanted to be there will be totally different from the original. Sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and lose a random memory from your past! It's a fun little mixed bag of unknowns! Lol.

I wish I was highly skilled at persuading people.

Reply by PatchMixolydic

posted 1613336453

Granted. Your tub has now melted!

...and the water from the faucet is lukewarm.

I wish for more wishes.

Reply by Jim

posted 1613281480

It's your day off, you want to get some things done that you have been putting off.

You want to start a list but need some paper. You search the house for some finally finding some old notebooks from school. You finally sit down and start your list and soon you're on #15 but now it's lunch time. You open a drawer and see a recorder and thought that it might just be easier to say the things that needed to be done.

But the recorder needs batteries and you were out, so you run to the store real quick for batteries. You come back and put them into the recorder but decide to eat first.

After you eat, you start to record your list but the phone rings and it's your friend that you haven't talked to in months.

After a long talk you grab the recorder but realize that it's now 10pm and once again got nothing done except a list of things to do.

I wish I had a hot tub

Reply by Paul

posted 1612832922

You have a green thumb.. Literally. Your thumb is green and your garden is unaffected by its new color.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

Reply by Jim

posted 1612713730

You make it through beginning songs like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and the

"Happy Birthday" song.

After months of training you are now able to read and play real songs

Unfortunately you have now lost your hearing.

I wish I had a green thumb with my garden

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612496741

It's a year later and all your dreams have come true as you just arrived home with FF7R

and are ready to pop it in.

You've stayed away from spoilers so you know nothing about the game or if any of your theories were correct.

You turn on the tv and switch over to your game system when suddenly your living room floor drops down and you're swallowed in a sinkhole.
You hang on to a part of your floor and try to pull yourself up. Still clinging to the controller you see the game begins to boot up with title screen. Press Start glows brightly. You do just as the rest of the house goes down the hole.

lol

I wish I knew how to play piano

Reply by Paul

posted 1612397193

Summer arrives. But oh.. what's this? The sun becomes sentient, develops a voice and calls everyone on Earth, "donkeys" before deciding to move closer and closer to us until our planet gets consumed by it.

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612197439

NOOOOO!

You're evil! lol

You get on the Price is Right but when you spin the wheel your pants get stuck on it and they rip right off your body. As you stand there in your underware the wheel lands on

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I wish my cat would live forever

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612194972

NOOOOO!

It wouldn't matter anyway, I'd trudge through the pain to be with my baby.

Temperatures in Philly go up to summer like conditions making all the snow melt but Shot glass'

house goes underwater.

I wish shot glass would stop being so mean to me.

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612125037
updated 1612125062

The LGBT thread is knocked down to #2 and you're ready to see The Lounge become #1 when out of nowhere comes The Corrupt A Wish thread and it's #1

Yay!

I wish this headache would go away.

Reply by VapeGeoff

posted 1612108842

You place a bet and lose and you don't have the cash. Tony and his goons come over there and break yer bawls

I wish The Lounge would move up to #1 in the popular topics

Reply by KOM

posted 1612028933

Your cousin is Jake from state Farm and he brought over some khakis for you

I wish I could place a large amount of money on the Superbowl

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612024305

LMAO!!

Nooo baby don't drink me.

You step out on the dance floor to show off your new moves but you only learned the macarena and everyone laughs at you.

I wish my kitty could talk

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612023309

LOL!!
Why am I 700lbs in all my wishes?

Now because of Cobra Kai's popularity, it's on every channel all the time.

I wish I had something worth a lot of money in my house

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1612022953

You arrive at work for your shift where they tell you that you were off today but they're so busy that they clock you in because you're already there.

I wish I could go to Disney's Hollywood Studios to see the new Star Wars theme park.

Reply by Cat

posted 1612018713

Unfortunately now you're the true story victim of the movie My Bloody Valentine

I wish I didn't have to work today

Reply by Professionally Becca

posted 1611976308

Unfortunately you were Eddie Van Halen.

I wish I had a Valentine for Feb. 14th

Reply by Professionally Becca

posted 1611970347

*poof*
You can read women's minds, but you're now a woman too

I wish I had the latest IPhone 12

Reply by VapeGeoff

posted 1611969017

You get every script for all the upcoming Marvel movies but they're writing in Arabic

I wish I knew if there was intelligent life in space

Reply by Professionally Becca

posted 1611961698
updated 1611961730

He didn't but now one of his kids is president

I wish someone would take me out to eat

Reply by Cat

posted 1611961307

lol

It's later tonight and you can't wait to talk to Mags in the Lounge but you lose power in your house until tomorrow.

I wish Donald Trump never became president.

Reply by KOM

posted 1611960772

You're on a plane that crashes out in the middle of the ocean. You're the only survivor.

Woooo Hooo, no more work!

I wish this pile of laundry could wash itself.

Reply by Cat

posted 1611960461

lol

Yaay you're a winner!
1 free ticket.

I wish I could quit my job.

Reply by KOM

posted 1611959421

*hits you on the head with a rubber mallet* Goodnight!

I wish I were warmer

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1611949766

LMAO!!!!

You are lying on a table ready for your massage and the star of My 700lb life comes in to lay on you for your massage.

Ok, now I'm really going to sleep. see ya later!

I wish to fall asleep fast

Reply by Magpie the Worst

posted 1611949344

LOL! You brat!

You find yourself soaring through the sky with angel wings on your way to heaven.

I wish I could cuddle with my kitty all the time