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Posted by Magpie the Worst

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Fun game!


 Post your wish and the next person grants your wish with a twist 


I wish I were on tv


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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LOL! You brat!


You find yourself soaring through the sky with angel wings on your way to heaven.



I wish I could cuddle with my kitty all the time


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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LMAO!!!!


You are lying on a table ready for your massage and the star of My 700lb life comes in to lay on you for your massage.


Ok, now I'm really going to sleep. see ya later!



I wish to fall asleep fast


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Reply by KOM

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*hits you on the head with a rubber mallet* Goodnight!



I wish I were warmer


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Reply by Cat

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lol


Yaay you're a winner! 
1 free ticket.


I wish I could quit my job.


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Reply by KOM

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You're on a plane that crashes out in the middle of the ocean. You're the only survivor.

Woooo Hooo, no more work!


I wish this pile of  laundry could wash itself.


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Reply by Cat

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lol

It's later tonight and you can't wait to talk to Mags in the Lounge but you lose power in your house until tomorrow.



I wish Donald Trump never became president.


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Reply by Professionally Becca

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He didn't but now one of his kids is president




I wish someone would take me out to eat


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Reply by VapeGeoff

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You get every script for all the upcoming Marvel movies but they're writing in Arabic




I wish I knew if there was intelligent life in space


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Reply by Professionally Becca

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*poof* 
You can read women's minds, but you're now a woman too



I wish I had the latest IPhone 12


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Reply by Professionally Becca

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Unfortunately you were Eddie Van Halen.



I wish I had a Valentine for Feb. 14th


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Reply by Cat

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Unfortunately now you're the true story victim of the movie My Bloody Valentine



I wish I didn't have to work today


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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You arrive at work for your shift where they tell you that you were off today but they're so busy that they clock you in because you're already there.



I wish I could go to Disney's Hollywood Studios to see the new Star Wars theme park.


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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LOL!!
Why am I 700lbs in all my wishes?


Now because of Cobra Kai's popularity, it's on every channel all the time. 


I wish I had something worth a lot of money in my house


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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LMAO!! 

Nooo baby don't drink me.


You step out on the dance floor to show off your new moves but you only learned the macarena and everyone laughs at you.


I wish my kitty could talk


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Reply by KOM

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Your cousin is Jake from state Farm and he brought over some khakis for you


I wish I could place a large amount of money on the Superbowl


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Reply by VapeGeoff

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You place a bet and lose and you don't have the cash. Tony and his goons come over there and break yer bawls



I wish The Lounge would move up to #1 in the popular topics


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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The LGBT thread is knocked down to #2 and you're ready to see The Lounge become #1 when out of nowhere comes The Corrupt A Wish thread and it's #1

Yay!


I wish this headache would go away.



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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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NOOOOO! 


It wouldn't matter anyway, I'd trudge through the pain to be with my baby.

Temperatures in Philly go up to summer like conditions making all the snow melt but Shot glass'
house goes underwater.

I wish shot glass would stop being so mean to me.


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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NOOOOO! 

You're evil! lol

You get on the Price is Right but when you spin the wheel your pants get stuck on it and they rip right off your body. As you stand there in your underware the wheel lands on 

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I wish my cat would live forever


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Reply by Paul

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Summer arrives. But oh.. what's this? The sun becomes sentient, develops a voice and calls everyone on Earth, "donkeys" before deciding to move closer and closer to us until our planet gets consumed by it.

I wish I had a tuna sandwich.


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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It's a year later and all your dreams have come true as you just arrived home with FF7R

and are ready to pop it in.
You've stayed away from spoilers so you know nothing about the game or if any of your theories were correct.
You turn on the tv and switch over to your game system when suddenly your living room floor drops down and you're swallowed in a sinkhole. 
You hang on to a part of your floor and try to pull yourself up. Still clinging to the controller you see the game begins to boot up with title screen.  Press Start glows brightly. You do just as the rest of the house goes down the hole. 
lol


I wish I knew how to play piano


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Reply by Jim

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You make it through beginning songs like "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" and the

"Happy Birthday" song.
After months of training you are now able to read and play real songs 
Unfortunately you have now lost your hearing.


I wish I had a green thumb with my garden


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Reply by Paul

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You have a green thumb.. Literally. Your thumb is green and your garden is unaffected by its new color.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.


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Reply by Jim

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It's your day off, you want to get some things done that you have been putting off.

You want to start a list but need some paper. You search the house for some finally finding some old notebooks from school. You finally sit down and start your list and soon you're on #15 but now it's lunch time.  You open a drawer and see a recorder and thought that it might just be easier to say the things that needed to be done.
But the recorder needs batteries and you were out, so you run to the store real quick for batteries. You come back and put them into the recorder but decide to eat first.
After you eat, you start to record your list but the phone rings and it's your friend that you haven't talked to in months.
After a long talk you grab the recorder but realize that it's now 10pm and once again got nothing done except a list of things to do.


I wish I had a hot tub


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Reply by PatchMixolydic

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Granted. Your tub has now melted!

...and the water from the faucet is lukewarm.

I wish for more wishes.


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Reply by Paul

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You can teleport anywhere you want. But your memories alter every time you use this ability. Sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and forget why you wanted to be there, sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and your memory of why you wanted to be there will be totally different from the original. Sometimes, you'll teleport somewhere and lose a random memory from your past! It's a fun little mixed bag of unknowns! Lol.

I wish I was highly skilled at persuading people.


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Reply by Magpie the Worst

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Granted


Your persuasion turns into mind control and soon you want to control the world. 
Your plan is the take over the airwaves through space satellite.
When you put your helmet on and are ready to broadcast your message of control
a burst of energy flow into you helmet and zaps you.

When they find you later, you can no long speak and have gained a series of twitches and ticks and can only say, "Meep, meep, meep"
Aww poor Paul lol

I wish I had x-ray vision


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Reply by Tayla Gaffney Blake

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Granted


Your x-ray vision ends up giving you cancer

I wish I could fly


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Reply by Tayla Gaffney Blake

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Granted


You are now constantly drunk

I wish I was taller


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Reply by Paul

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Congrats, you went from being 5'6 to 6'5!!! But uhhh.. you're pretty much a human giraffe now. Your neck grew 11 inches.

I wish I was a great singer.


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Reply by Ali3nkat

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Such an amazing voice. 

THE SENIORS AT THE HARD OF HEARING NURSING HOME LOVE YOU! 


I wish I could have the will to live 


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Reply by Frankie

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Granted


You find the will to live but now you live the same day over and over as in Groundhog day. 
You kill yourself everyday only to wake up again sitting at your computer telling the Corrupt a Wish game that you wish you had the will to live

I wish I were more fun


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Reply by Swampbaby

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Done, but now they are all in person meetings but your dryer was not working, so you tried to dry all of your clothes in the microwave and they all smell like crab rangoon. All meeting attendees are salivating over your new scent and cannot pay attention to content.


I wish I could go swimming tomorrow.


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Reply by Frankie

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Granted


At the last minute the boss asks you if you could stay to work on a special project that requires you to work a full day, both Saturday and Sunday.


I wish I could fall asleep tonight


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Reply by Paul

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You fall asleep tonight. Next thing you know, you're in a dream. You're on a ship sailing to find treasure with your fellow lads and lassies.

Suddenly, you hear irresistibly beautiful singing coming from the waters. The sirens have found you! Unfortunately, you don't have beeswax to cover your ears, so you end up falling into the ocean and the sirens pull you further and further down as they sing to you until death.

You never wake up to see another day.

I wish humanity found a way to explore the 95% of the oceans that we haven't been able to explore.


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Reply by Eamon

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We manage to build technology allowing us to explore the deep seas, but we forgot to fill our oxygen tanks so we unfortunately die and take our trade secrets with us.


I wish I never got hungry.


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Reply by pip >-<

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Owo wish granted!

You have a lovely picturesque garden right in your backyard! But it’s soil is only capable of growing tiny bitter carrots !!

I wish I had the perfect scene hair 


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Reply by Michael

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wish granted, but... the hairdresser heard you wrong and styled your hair into a scone. it's like that forever soz

(alternate answer: all the other grandmas at the nursing home bully you for your hair)

i wish that my stomach were a bottomless pit 


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Reply by eight

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i wish that my stomach were a bottomless pit

granted, but the rest of u just falls in and hangs around the edges of the pit.

i wish i could make cat poop-destroying lasers from my eyes


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Reply by swchr

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 I wish I had a castle in the air.

Granted.

You get teleported into your new castle, looking out the windows, noticing that you're at an extremely high altitude. "Wow!", you say, in surprise as your wish had come true.

Suddenly, you start seeing land outside your window, and it's approaching quick. The castle falls to the Earth and you fucking die m8. RIP

I wish I had chocolate.


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Reply by J.R.

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Granted, but it is an iPhone from 2007 that was from a 4 year old, and it has 2 viruses; a keylogger and a constant adware.
(I misread. But the thing still goes. Darn, you dont have a phone?)
I wish i had an unlimited supply of candy and actually good food every week.


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Reply by buzzy bee

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granted, but all your teeth have cavities so it hurts to eat. 


I wish i could read people's mind and know what they were thinking.


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Reply by moopuries

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whenever you read someones mind, you uncontrollably scream in agony for minutes


i'd love to travel to different universes


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Reply by Paul

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Granted. You have your pet parrot. After a week or so, the parrot takes note of how bored you are. He doesn't let this opportunity pass him by. In a nanosecond, the parrot flings itself to you and explodes, leaving you with serious injuries.

I wish for a car that will last forever.


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Reply by Eamon

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Granted but it's cold and your microwave was stolen yesterday and your oven is broken, so you have no way of heating it.


I wish I could find a decently priced muscle car for sale.


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Reply by puppie

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granted: but it's sentient and evil like the movie Christine.


i wish my room cleaned itself.


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Reply by emolovestory

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Granted but every time you place something down in your room after using it it automatically moves back to its original spot.


I wish for a wonderful emo bf


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Reply by puppie

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granted but he always sounds like this. you cannot change his voice and he doesnt see any problem with it.


i wish i never had to eat.


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Reply by selfKaiHarness

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Granted, but you have to deal with an uncontrollable urge to vomit every now and then.

I wish i was in a Saiyan bar.



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Reply by GromBeestje

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Granted, but due the pandemic it's closed, and you are locked in.

I wish I had a beer.


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