"Oh hi I'm Steve, I sleep for a million hours" 

We don't need to know about the dream butts, Steve. 

Smart puppy, haha. Remy can open some doors, but I'm glad he's not big enough to get into the fridge. He did eat a whole plate of my expensive-ass bacon off the counter a couple weeks ago though.

WE KNOW HOW YOU ARE STEVE

Good morning ladies, and Stevve!

Hiii Becks and Rob. Hope you have a great day too! 

I'm also cuddling a puppy in bed! Not watching any dudes dance at the moment though. 

I was about to ask why the party had started here so early lol

I went to bed a bit early last night (I'm a hypocrite ) and expected no one to be on lol

Hi Coop. You have so many meetings.

I couldn't sleep and I can't quit you people. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE STEVE 

Happens to the best of us Koala...lol

Jousting? Damn, I apparently never used my office time appropriately. 

Bye Steve 

Awww bye Stevve.

WTF is eye gloss? Is it polish for eye balls? 

Haha eyeball polish *cringe*

Seriously, I would not be suprised if there was something called eyeball polish. It is a messed up world we live in. 

I can't wait for the part of the day where I stop thinking about hairy eyes. 

That's the one good thing about being sleep-deprived, haha. But then everyone around you thinks you're completely insane. 

Meeting in 30, guess I should plow through work before I deal with crabby patty. 

And we already think you're insane anyway.

See ya, Rob! 

Oh good, an emailing displaying my boss's incompetence first thing in the morning. My favorite. 

Ignore asshat. He's dumb. 

Hey, i’m new here- is this an active site? I hope so, this site perfectly captures the 2000s... only if I was on my old Vista laptop... XD

Good morning, Becks!

Hi Koala and Just Monica- nice to meet you. :)

Haha you're straight out of 2000. I used to be into some pop punk in college but that was a million years ago. I'm not even sure what qualifies as goth but I like some post-punk. 

Windows XP

Nice to meet you too Rebecca!

Not at all but I'm sure it was amazing. 

I still have imaginary caffeine for one more week.

I know what you're talking about but I'm cracking up at fetal position.

Are you the smelly goods?

Hello lovely loungers!

See ya, Nyx! Hope this kennel works out better.

SpaceHey logo on April Fools be like:

Evening all, I'm on break eating a pastry from 7-11. Mmmm

Hi Steve, how're you after wing night?

LOL
Nevahh! Jersey Mikes to the end!

That's a great movie!

Oh God, am I really feeding into this?

It's where Kevin asks the wet bandits if they've had enough

Oh yeah, it might have been in the building in NY, so that's Home Alone 2

That's like some of my friends too. They can quote a movie in an instant.

I usually get the lines but it doesn't come to me right away. lol

Steve, I'm going to let it slide since you did quote Home Alone. But don't let it happen again. >:[

Well, I just spent an hour waiting for an online order at Chipotle. So that was neat. 'Sup, Steve? 

Please, Coop?

I'm sorry, I had to