Hi, I heard you were hiring?

Mag, do you have any references?

Shot glass knows me, he can vouch for me.

I could use a drink

Mags is the bartender, she was just hired

Hey! I was here. I didn't know I had the job lol

Yay drinks

*rubs Schlager's shoulders*

So what's everybody's name? Besides Caterina

You're Geoffrey

LOL
Not even close.

I kind of like the mystery of no real names. Unless you are using your real name. lol

That's my full name, but Geoff is fine.

You're really not going to tell us?

I post in General the most but I've been in other forums.

The forums are still pretty new too. I still think they need to fix some things with forum replies and pages, but I think people will come around soon.

Hey I rubbed your shoulders

and the sign says no massages.

lol she's gonna spit in your shot

Pretty good opening day. Hopefully it'll pick up. 

Night Geoff

Hey guys. I could use a drink

Hello there

I thought you went to bed.

I just wanted to greet the new bar patron.

Evenin' Schloger. Am I late or early?

Oooh bartime

Hey chica

How's your night?
I could use a beer

Hello there

Don't scare her away

lol

I think it's the 'hello there'

I must be in a museum because you are a work of art!

lol KOM
exactly

So now I'm creepy hello there guy?

Doesn't really sound creepy to me, but maybe switch to just a 'Hey!'

lol

I'm just doing it my way. 
Time for a beer

Shot Glass!

Wait, there are massages? I thought the sign said no

There aren't

Do I have to change the sign now

lol ccl

what's ccl?

Crazy Cat Lady. but crazy cat ladies have more than 1 cat.

I'm picturing that simpson character.

lol

LOL
That's it no more massages for anyone

Ugh! I gotta change the sign again.