" Yerm communism is when the government does stuff and capitalism is when trade stuff"
"I'm a communist but [insert anticommunist propaganda]"
"BIDENOMICS!!!!" [Insert blue hat] "TRUMPONOMICS!!!" [Insert red hat]
"Boom and bust cycles are actually a feature of capitalism not an issue"
"HEY LIBERALS [insert neoliberalism with outwardly racist/sexist/xenophobic comment"
"HEY CONSERVATIVES [insert also neoliberalism with pretentious "anti"(but still) racist/sexist/xenophobic comment"
"IN THIS COUNTRY YOU'RE EITHER (business party) RED OR (business party) BLUE"
>[2001] "WE NEED TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAQ!!!" *20 years later* "Yeah I was totally against the war in Iraq"
>[2024] "I STAND WITH ISRAEL!!!!!!!!" *5 years later* "Yeah I was on Palestine's side, Israel literally committed a genocide. In fact, I actually volunteered in Palestine when it was going on ... In fact I'm also Aaron Bushnell"