Probably a sidewalk so people can continue to walk all over me.

a rug because i’m always getting walked on

A bakugan 

evil crystal

jar of cool rocks

A calandar.

a beautifully hand sculpted statue  

A quartz crystal night elf figurine riding purple/blue mana saber tiger mount. 

An old book about some wild fantasy adventure that looks worn from being read over and over again~

A toaster.

Lily's second hand vibrator she got for free

A pint of Amstel

I believe I would maybe be a nice pen. Possibly blue

Table maybe a chair actually 

I would be a decaying old suitcase filled with written stories on paper, old – but not used– teabags,  pretty rocks and feathers, leaves, seashells, a cassette tape and jars full of fairy lights with moss stuffed inside.

An old Dusty cat statue on a mantel.

i reckon i'd be an ash tray 

I sense a trend of robotics!

A roomba vacuum. 

A robot or some type of computer