just tried the forbidden fruit strain last night ^_^! 10/10, had a really great high

hey everyone! i see this thread isn’t as active anymore but i’d love to meet some more stoner friends and even sesh if ppl are down!! 

sad dead thread :(

I smoke medically, but still smoke! definitely looking to meet new people overall :)

this is around when i first started smoking, anyways. so i wz high af right n im out here hungry af my ass got the munchies n we got some cup of noodles dupe right. tell my why my dumbass put that shit in the microwave for 3 minutes w no water. i wz js standing there zoning out staring @the microwave. n my grandpa comes in the kitchen n hes like bro THE MICROWAVE. my mf house smelt like noodles for a whole 2 days. didnt even get 2 eat my damn noodles so i js ate a twinkie instead. took a picture tho ts wz mad funny

Tbh idk how to feel bout niggas who call themselves stoners, like i smoke 6 times a day but you aint never catching me calling myself a stoner or pothead

when i was m 15, i found out my gf had cheated on me, so i went to my girl friends house after she, f 16, had lost her dad. It was a few days after the funeral and the mum was apparently was ready signing up to dating apps which was good news to me because she was a MILF, and i really wanted to hit. She was grieving, but apparently desperate to move on, so i was gonna help her do that. So i went upstairs to my gf's room and smashed her, (she had big tits just a btw.) and then, afetr that, i told her i was hungery so i went downstairs, and saw her mum bent over the table cleaning. anyway lontg story short, me and her mum got down, and then during it the mum starting crying and saying that she missed her husband, ew. he was uggo anyway? anyway after, i went into the living room, and jacked off into the dads urn, and then left. 

really helped me get over the grief of her cheating on me. 

> DO EDIBLES COUNT? IF SO... HAI...

im a stoner too ^-^ actually just smoked my last bowl! How is everyone?

im big on edibles but havent had any in a bit. just been using a disposable

hey all 💚 smoking some GG right now 🌬️

I smoked 3 blunts today

My weed break is nearly over and i am so excited to smoke, eat popcorn and play some games

unfortunatley im a stoner......... been fighting addiction though which isnt good when ur only 15 TwT

I have a 6 inch dick bong that I absolutely love and his name is dicky cockbottom🫶🫶

whos still on here lol

can we take a moment to think about the fact that 420 this year is on a saturday thank god

pothead here!! my bff left me his bong when he let the country and this shit is nasty but it's lowkey falling apart and i'm too scared to clean it LMAOAOAOAO

hey! stoner here, got this sticker bong that my friend gave me before he moved out of my province (Canada). i've added a few of my own stickers so now it's a mixture of the two of us. it's kinda cool to know that his bong wouldn't get dusted up since i'm using it everyday lol

i have a purple carrot pipe lol im saving up for a pink  gun bong

favorite thing about being high is the cravings 

Stoner here

hi im a stoner :3 i love playing games or cooking up a meal after a nice sesh

Hey fellow stoners…

Insomnia has me in a chokehold so I’m gonna smoke a blunt. Hope you all are doing well ^.^

Hey hey~ happy 4/20

About to spark up hehe

im miles and I like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

its 4:20 somewhere ^.^ 

fuashndfkjm  f s d mdsfadm fsm dfs mdsam ,,mf .d,m. sdf,m. sdf  weed

Anyone laugh their ass off stoned watching Smiling Friends? The Alan adventure episode might be my fav. The latest one with the aliens was also killerr hahaha the ending was so funny

omg ive been loving this new szn of smiling friends its soooo good def a great show to smoke n watch

new acc add me <3

started smoking at 17, was buying from this cute girl (mostly to try to holler in the most awkward way but w/e) and she sold me some rice krispy treats and a cookie or two for like $20. she told me she wasnt sure how much she put in them. i went home later that night after work and ate 1 quarter, i didnt feel anything after a hour so i ate another quarter, didnt feel anything another hour later so i ate ANOTHER quarter of it. by the time i went to go lay down for the night I FELT IT. 

I had to skip school and call out of work cause when i woke up the next morning EVERYTHING WAS SPINNING. i slept easily 10+ hours that day and was clowned the next day at school cause she knew I ate too much of it. 

weed is what's holding my life together like glue <3 

weed is what's holding the world together tbf

I am a real stoner.💋

za is love, za is life

I miss having stoner friends. I used to just sit on vc on discord and hang out and dab all day. If anyone has a server like that on discord that's also lgbtq and neurodivergent safe lemme know!

the amount of times ive spilled my bong water is embarassing af 

Just used my mini torch lighter and took in a bowl full of purple kush all at once out of my 18 inch bong 🩷 Add me cause I need stoner friends who are like me haha

Is this like a log book for the stoned? Well hello. Marijuana has been bringing people together since it was first smoked, I'm convinced. So, add me and let us pass the virtual blunt

I can't find room around my desk to house my bong case and its inconvenient when I want to use it The bongus must be protected at all costs

you know you're in the trenches when you're using a sock on your cart

Mary Jane is legal in my c0untry s0 i can just sm0ke 0n the streets XD

st0ner here!! open to new friend requests

how bout my first time i got real high, nothing special but why not

im 14, im at this convention my dad brings me and my sister (12) to yearly. basically my dad had freinds who would go to this con every year when he was my age and now they all bring their kids and we kinda formed a group. unfortunately i didnt see any of them while i was high.

the day before i bought a kodo pro battery and a sherbinski cart for 50. 

so im at this convention and since i brought it i was gonna smoke it ofc. so i go to the hotels parking garage, and get the cart and battery setup. be aware, this is my like, 2nd time smoking so i had no inhale game. i take a 3 second puff, almost threw up coughing so hard. no way someone didnt notice. 

i go back to my hotel room and start taking off my shoes. thats when it hits. i get that unique adrenaline-like feel ive only ever gotten from weed. i freeze in place before finishing off removing my shoes to lay in bed. i try to fall asleap but find myself slipping away. im so fucking scared. im scared and i dont have anyone with me rn whos smoked to help me. i get up and yell at my sister 

"STAY WITH ME MILA, STAY WITH ME MILA"

my sister knew i was gonna smoke. but lemmie tell you what shes the worst high sitter known to man. regardless if she think youre high or not if your eyes arent red she says "i dont believe you". she didnt believe me and called me a poser, dispite never smoking herself at the time.

i get up and take my shirt of in the crammed bathroom. i stare at myself and my eyes have a subtle red in them, but not enough for anyone else to notice immediately. i get cold so i put my shirt back on and text my online freind whos 20 (at the time) and 3000 miles away from me in south america (love you sophie) and ofc, shes mad my 14 yo ass is smoking weed. i swear it was like my vision was tunneling into my phone.

she says minus liquids, she heard black pepper helps when youre really high. i didnt have pepper in my hotel, but i did have everything bagels with cream cheese. the black stuff on there is basically pepper right? is what i thought, so i made myself a bagel and cream cheese and ascend to nirvana.

then my dad walks in. im immediately scared shitless but manage to have a normal conversation. he left pretty quickly since he was only checking in on us before going back into the other room with his freinds. i keep eating this bagel because apparently to my high ass, black seasame seeds = pepper. 

for the rest of the high (like, 40 mins) i watch south park and savor the feeling. and thats my first time really high

if anyone wants, i got more stories but i wouldnt wanna clog the forum lol

this took place late may this year btw

I can’t even believe that they have this tribute to MySpace ️ I love it

420 Friendly 💚

I need 2 take a t break so bad my tolerance is 2 high

i got dat weed hangover rn 

Hiiiii, got my first bong off of shien ,anyone else??

yall help a brotha out my friend cut ties w their dealer