INTRODUCTIONKLOK

I actually discovered them when they performed the coffee jingle for Duncan Hills. Ever since then, I've gone to their concerts. I'm even making a time machine to go back to the concerts I've missed.

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I WAS SERVING TIME IN JAIL WHEN I OVERHEARD THEM ON THE RADIO. EVER SINCE THEN I'VE K[BLEEP]ED FOR DETHKLOK.

- 9200

My bro has been dying to work and immerse himself in DETHKLOK content that he actually died from it, his dying words was for me to take his place as a Klokateer. Poor dude never got the chance to start his first day.

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i was six.

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