have you heard about the psycho asshole running around town killing people

If you mean the axe murderer who pissed on my dog, yeah, probably.

At least he isnt a cop

esse desgraçado mija na minha esposa e arranca a cabeça dela com uma pá

he kicked me in the head. then asked me to give him change. then started talking to himself. is he okay?? like seriously dude

He's trying to get in, please I'm scared 

I actually just saw him buying milk from the local market. IDK why you all are calling him a psycho he seems like a chill dude.

he blew up my car XC

yeah dude he kept kicking me in the nuts and flipping me off whats wrong with him

He burned my house >:(

he peed on me :(

He used my cat as a gun to shoot down a mob of angry protesters. She's still alive somehow, but it still cost me a lot in medical bills. 

Not a fan. But please don't tell him I said that-

would

Wait you guys mean that guy goin around with the petition? He threatened to follow me home and kill my dog! I don't even have a dog...

Dude, are you talking about that guy who barged into my store, killed everyone in line, and kicked me in the face? I don't know, he thanked me  politely in the end, I think he's a good guy.