day 1:
i just spent 300 days 2 minutes and 20 seconds listening to nirvana and linkin park
while trying to make my hair the way all the other scene kids do but oh my god the gel, the HAIR it's flying off of my scalp and is now stuck to my carpet like glue. my cat came in my room and started sniffing the remains of my gelly hair and it's now stuck on my cat's fur and whiskers. ugh. my cat looks more scene than me! IT RHYMES.
my cat's fur changed from pearly white to a yellowish vomit radioactive bubblegum blue. ROFL
ACTUALLY NO I CAN'T ROFL RIGHT NOW!!!! OH MY GOD ITS EYES ARE TURNING TO SWIRLS OF EMO SCENE GEL RAINBOW DYE OH GOD GOD uh brb :3
my cat just got back from hospital, and now both of its eyes are gone (replaced with Other Ones) um. i put an eyepatch with rainbow dye on it and put it on my cat's eye because i thought it was funny and it's one of the few moments we've spent that much time with each other.
wait my hair is still gelled. brb :3