HELLO CLASS!!!!!!!!!!
It is the first day of TSL University!! I hope everyone is here, otherwise, next time we see you I will personally throw a dart at your face.
I am Mr Emi, your teacher for this and every single other class.
Since it's the first day and you all are mentally ill children, we will not do much else today but introductions.
I expect everyone to tell their name, age, birthdate, credit card number, ip adress and 2 fun facts about yourself!!
And yes you will get graded for this so better not fuck around.
Lets have a fun year toghether!!