Favourite Burger King Whopper?

While foraging my subpar but delicious meatball marinara from my local deli, Subway (its a pretty local thing, you probs havent heard of it) my mind wandered...

It wondered. Into a subject that i felt was only fitting, in a place with such food alcoholics as this. 

So my question, dear readers, is this. 

For what, is your, spectacularly, subpar, but delicious, selection of choice, from the not local (but probably should be local) The Burger King, delicatessen?.....