10 reasons why European Turkey is superior to New England

1. we aren't quebecoise 

2. we promote heterosexuality here

3. none of us speak french 

4. we aren't right next to "kannada" so we're not indian

5. we're further east than cringe new england

6. we have a black bull statue

 7. we aren't br'ish 

 8. we aren't lizardmen 

9. we have more cats

 10. crimea is ours because we have crimean people