HA! It's a trap!

I'm a cat person

All my fish die

um I win? (lol)

sorry this is my win

I hate to break it to you babe.

lol

HI LOL

Bye

I am the last so that makes me 1ST!

All I know is how to win

I win. Call me awesome and I'll respond with, "I know" which is an awesome response. Everything about me is awesome. You cannot achieve this level of awesome. You simply can't. If you look for the word, "awesome" in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of me holding up a "Womanizer" sign, the very same one you see in my profile. Don't believe me? Go do it right now. Find a dictionary and look at the word, "awesome." You will surely see me there.

And if you don't. Well, it's because someone decided to post after this comment, marking them as the winner.

I love all you guys posts and I have nothing witty to say except 

This is my win

Last is first

I win everything time!

I killed the thread and then won

Yes, it's true. You won... For a moment.

It wasn't long before I soared to the top like the eagle whose feather I would sport in the helmet that I wore as I SwOrTeD my many enemies.

I am the winner of the pizza!

Last Post right here

Sorry Cat, I wish there was a consolation prize but....there isn't

Laster than last

Oh, you sweet summer children. I'd rigged the game from the very beginning... ;3

You are removed shotglass!

sorry people, I win

The cake was a lie & so was your win 

I'm a winner

I'm a leader

I will win this   I have won this

Announcer: We interrupt this topic for a very important announcement. 

SIKE! >>>>Running up from stage left to steal lead is... ME! X.D lol

Too bad I’m here to claim my crown

Moves to last

That vape smoke must be obscuring your vision Geoff, because I got here before ya ;p

Yes, I'd like to thank my cats, and the orange that I am eating for this win! 

lol

s i k e

S I K E

My people do not recognize the authority of S I K E.

Takes your lead and leads you!

Oh my god I won! Someone take me to Hollywood!

Hollywood here we come. 

Alright, I'm back. Let's go to Hollywood together. But this win I've earned gives me the privilege to fly there in my own private jet. You're going to have to get there via a regular old commercial airline. Have fun with those crying baby passengers! Lol xD

NIW I 

So have I won?

My time to shine.

The spotlight shines on me today.

*turns off the spotlight*

Oh I'm sorry Paul, did you want that on?