Whats the weirdest thing youve seen in school?

Truly the most devious lick. Someone stole a urinal and ran away. 

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I graduated years ago but off the top of my head I knew a guy who got suspended for hacking one of the school systems

when i was in middle school (for non-americans i was like 13) this kid came into our choir class with like, one of those black industrial sized trash bags and it was full of bananas. like full to the brim with bananas. i literally don't know where the hell he would've gotten this many bananas during the course of the school day. and he just started passing them out to people, and then he just left, dragging his bag o' bananas behind him. the whole exchange was maybe like ten minutes long during the very start of class but it's been seared into my mind ever since.

i can only assume he did this to other classes throughout the day? but i didn't see him again during that day or literally at all, ever. like to the extent that i would be convinced i dreamt it, if it wasn't still so vivid to me.