Military Memes

If you've ever been in the military, what do you guys call slinking off from work? Here it's called 'kenging' or 'siam', apparently the first English term for such an act was called skiving which was based off a French term. 

Feel free to discus other military memes too, made this post cus I've noticed honestly there seems to be alot of common experiences accross the world's armies ie: "your injury is mot service related" (it was clearly service related)