FORUM ADVENTURE - space hey.

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You are an ordinary SpaceHey user. While the streets and highways of CYBER-CITY are full of fiends and ill-spirits, this niche corner of the internet soothes your worries with loveable nerds and colorful freaks. It also has free dental.

What will you do?

_{[TIP: use the prefix ">" followed by an action to suggest a command! example: >Examine window. >Do a backflip.]}

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> Scoop up and eat beanbag beans.

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> Scoop up and eat beanbag beans. These taste horrible. Good job, nimrod!

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> Look under computer desk

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> Look under computer desk Under the desk you find your computer tower, some [WIRES], a [HAMMER] and some [CHEWED GUM]. You take the [GUM] and place it in your inventory.

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> Look under rug.

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> Look out window!

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> Look under rug. You find a trapdoor under the rug. It needs a key to open though. Now this just got tricky. > Look out window! The view of the outside presents you with the nice suburbs of CYBER-CITY. It is very quiet around these parts, but you never know when evil is about to strike. It lurks deep within the crevices and cracks of the earth. Everything also looks incredibly shitty. > Lodge gum into keyboard. You lodge your [KEY] into the keyboard. You're now locked from using the keyboard.

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> Lick nasty gummy keyboard then shit on the desk.

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> Lick nasty gummy keyboard then shit on the desk. No... you mustn't!!!! IT'S JUST WRONG!!! Your TERROR vial goes up! > Next. You fall on your back into the beanbag chair. You feel slightly better. The effects of the TERROR vial dissipate. [TIP: check your stats and inventory at any time by leaving a ">Check stats/inventory." command! And always remember to blow on your cartridges before plugging them in.]

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> Retrieve gum from keyboard.

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> Conjure imaginary friend. > Force trapdoor open with your sheer strength.

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> Down contents of terror vial.

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> Retrieve gum from keyboard. Not a chance! The keyboard is all sticky and gross! > Conjure imaginary friend. You don't have enough KUDOS for that. You'll need some more for such feats of astral leanage.  > Force trapdoor open with your sheer strength. It won't budge. Your weak arms are no match for modern infrastructure. > Down contents of terror vial. You don't quite understand. "Down" contents? That is just plain silly. > Become aware that nobody commanded you to RETRIEVE ARMS You arms are right here, you pillock!

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by the way, if anyone knows how i actually reply to comments in this, please do. i feel like im doing something wrong, either that or im just too used to the mspa xyz forums.

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> Submit command on space hey thread.

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by the way, if anyone knows how i actually reply to comments in this, please do. i feel like im doing something wrong, either that or im just too used to the mspa xyz forums. Currently there is no way to reply to other's comments (except for what I'm doing right now), as the forums just don't have replies added yet :/ Also, > Check ye "DNI" list, perhaps it may be of use.

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> Pray with all your heart

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> break the window and scream loudly at a passerby down below

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> Remove keys from keyboard. > Use keys in lock. > Create bulletin on Spacehey to call for help.

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>Prostate for 2 "Kudos" >Conjure Crowbar & pry open trapdoor

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> Examine other side of the room.

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SORRY FOR LONG WAIT IM WORKING ON ART COMMISSIONS AND OTHER STUFF ! UPDATE IN A FEW DAYS

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> Submit command on space hey thread. No way. > Check ye "DNI" list, perhaps it may be of use. Your what? > Pray with all your heart You pray with all your might, and... You get ONE (1) full KUDOS! HOORAY! > break the window and scream loudly at a passerby down below You look down and see if you can find that one guy that was passing by again. Eek! That's a bibo. > Remove keys from keyboard. You take the KEYS off of the keyboard. You can now use it again. > Use keys in lock. You use the GUM on the trap door lock. You're starting to think that you don't have that many good ideas. > Create bulletin on Spacehey to call for help. You scream for help out of the window, hoping anyone answers back. You might want to step back from the window for a while. >Prostate for 2 "Kudos" You're not that desperate. >Conjure Crowbar & pry open trapdoor You spend THREE (3) KUDOS and conjure a pretty shitty looking crowbar. You don't see how that will be useful. Maybe if you used it to bash the trapdoor open? > Examine other side of the room. You look SOUTH and examine the other side of the room, which you have been looking at this whole time. It's pretty ok. > Rise from the grave and discover you now have a significantly larger nose You don't quite understand the input.

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> Chew keys. > Bang crowbar at the door. > Take monkey picture out of the wall. > Bang crowbar at the monkey picture.

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