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1. tits or ass (you can only choose one. i am holding a gun to your head. if you say "both" or "personality" i will pull the trigger and kill you in front of your wife and son.): 

2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy: 

3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this (i need at least 250 words or else youre getting a 0 on this assignment): 

4. favorite japanese city pop song: 
 
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats urs): 

6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but you never actually have the motivation to watch:

7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up:

8. most controversial (non-political) opinion:

9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first: 

10. favorite type of milk: 

11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life: 

12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard: 

13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks: 

14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc): 

15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time): 

my answers:

1. tits or ass (you can only choose one. i am holding a gun to your head. if you say "both" or "personality" i will pull the trigger and kill you in front of your wife and son.): both

2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy: vampire in brooklyn (1995)

3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this: Personally, when I discovered Universal Studios was currently in the process of creating a fifth Shrek film, I found myself cautiously interested. Of course, with the film series being such a commercial success and, in recent years, an internet sensation, it would make sense financially to take advantage and capitalize on this ever-increasing market. That being said, I still approach this news with caution, as Shrek the Third was a commercial cash-grab and did not contain the heart of the previous two installments. I fear that Shrek 5 will traverse down that same path, becoming a hollow shell of its predecessors and will only lead to disappointment on a worldwide scale. Shrek 4, officially known as Shrek Forever After, while not a commercial success as it followed the horrific disaster that was Shrek the Third, was a step in the right direction. Shrek 4 did not meet the epic highs of Shrek and Shrek 2, though it did supply a good enough amount of heart and effort to be worthy of being apart of such a monumental series. Though I am concerned of Shrek 5's potential contribution as a new installment of the famed Shrek series, I am truthfully excited to see what kind of wacky and zany antics Shrek and the gang will find themselves in this time around.

4. favorite japanese city pop song: mayonaka no door / stay with me by miki matsubara
 
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats urs): 3 of my toes are webbed together

6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but never actually have the motivation to watch: howl's moving castle

7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up: intergalactic by beastie boys

8. most controversial (non-political) opinion: i could not personally be bothered if people put pineapple on their pizza. it is not that insane of a thing to do. 

9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first: pb obviously so you can wipe the remainder off on the other half of the bread you fucking dipshit loser piece of shit

10. favorite type of milk: in the past id probably say cow milk despite my friend's desperate cries for me to try oat milk. however, i have tried almond milk recently and i must say it tasted pretty good and didnt make my tummy hurt so solid 10/10 all around

11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life: dog fart cat puke
 
12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now you want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard: marilyn manson's cover of this is halloween from the nightmare before christmas

13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks: she-wolf by shakira

14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc): Silent Hill 2 is often regarded as one of the greatest horror video games of all time but I like it for very niche, specific reasons that literally no one else on planet earth can relate to: story good. I like characters that are deeply but understandably flawed because I myself among every other person belonging to the human race, believe it or not, are deeply but understandably flawed. the atmosphere of the game is insanely heavy, reminiscent of david lynch (whom i love dearly) films -- weird as shit but human and dreamlike. The theme of the game  discusses the complexities of the human condition while exploring what makes it so insufferable through intense imagery and symbolism. The music is intense but ethereal and nostalgic. I fucking love this game. I'm very happy to exist with it.

15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time): both 


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Reply by j4cki3

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1. Easy, tits

2. Dude lowkey Shrek man

3. I personally think this is something to celebrate, as Shrek being one of the movies I grew up watching as a teeny weeny little child. By virtue of Shrek being a movie younger me used to be obsessed with, Shrek 5 will surely heal my inner child, for I have mental health issues that have equated from my formative years, word to Sigmund Freud. Furthermore, the economic state of our world is abysmal, Jaden Smith can confirm this claim. Due to the already established fact that the economic state is worse than the CATS trailer from 2020, I hereby announce that the release of Shrek 5 will significantly improve it. In addition to that, I have to say that Shrek has had an immense impact on the world not only box-office wise, but also culturally wise. You will not meet a single person born between the years of 1960-2010 who doesn’t know Shrek. Shrek has not only been a movie that terrorized parents into buying action figures of Shrek and movie tickets that made up a third of their monthly paycheck, just to see the ecstatic look on their children’s faces, but Shrek has also been a movie that has culturally had an impact on the world, like no other movie before. The memes, defined as an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means, still find relevance up to this day. Now the question is: will Shrek 5 be able to throw the world into a loop the way their 4 predecessors did? The question remains unanswered, as Shrek 5 continues to be a culturally made up phenomenon, which only purpose seems to be to ridicule the franchise.

(I did not put in any effort and I did not proof read this I’m sorry if it’s unfunny)

4. This might be basic. But. Flyday Chinatown!

5. I am able to move my big toe 

6. Had to pull up the letterboxd app for this; I think the new Spider-Man movie .. haven’t gotten around to watch it

7. I’m playing Gangnam style

8. I put in milk before cereal

9. I’m European so no

10. Cow

11. Idk any ishowspeed video makes me crack the fuck up genuinely 

12. I have no song of this sort, because I cherish my music taste even if it’s a little outdated 

13. Easy by cro!

14. I think the kpop group nct127 is incredibly talented and every single one of their songs was made to cater to my interests I think 

15. Still gonna go with boobs 



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Reply by xander xenia✪☆

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1. tits


2.not to be basic but beverly hills cop

3. what is the point in making another shrek? i mean its a bit of a culture reset and a godgiven in this dire time of need but what even will we cover in this new movie? are they gonna keep making shreks? will i watch shrek 14 in the year 2045 with my 3 children and wife? when will it end? also, they have adopted a new animation style since the last shrek movie so i am severally worried on the aesthetics are art style of this new movie. I would be very disappointed if they changed the look of the shrek movies in the prime of the franchise. very very, disappointed. nevertheless, i am excited to see what amazing adventures shrek and donkey go on now. perhaps their children can come along, or maybe go on an adventure of their own. i would love to see a shrek adaptation of homers oddessy or however tf you spell it. i am looking forward to the nostalgia this new movie will bring about, hell, i can even force my nieces and nephew to watch this movie along with the ones before it. also, this begs the question, how long do ogres even live? we have been shown in the movies that they are capabile of sexual reproduction so it is not silly to imply that they also die, but after how long. in this new movie is shrek gonna have to attend the funeral of his dear best friend donkey? does donkey's magical speech ability give him the ability to live longer than the average donkey? donkeys  can only live up to 50 years, given that information he will never live to see his children reach adulthood. anyways, yeah the movie seems sick. im excited. (294 words)

4. flyday chinatown or plastic love

5.i can like move my teeth at will idk

6. the silent place

7. probably something way out the left field like peanut butter jelly time

8.not my most controversial i hate flat faced cats. they scare me and they have the same health problems as a pug. no use breeding cats like that, they're in for a life where they cant breathe.

9.pb. it a pb&j not a j&pb, and i dont want my jelly in my peanut butter. who cares if peanut butter gets in the jelly, jelly is just for pb&js. or jam or whatever

10. damn hard question but probably vanilla almond milk. plain almond milk is gross id rather just drink cows milk

11. im gatekeeping it

12.  i have no shame so none

13.DONTTRUSTME-3OH!3

14. the very hungry caterpillar

15. as much as i wanna be loyal to tits i am very big on thighs and ass.


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Reply by Jade Harley

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1. tits easy, they're aesthetically pleasing


2. what

3. i already knew because im an avid view of Jacksfilms

4. idk
 
5. im blonde??? idfk

6. song of the sea

7. original spin - mother mother

8. queer media that is just popular because one of its selling points is "it has queer people" sucks and i hope it dies

9. neither pbj fucking sucks

10. chocolate

11. joe biden being dumb as fuck

12: viva la vida

13: viva la vida 

14. dark red by steve lacey, it hits so hard

15. neither im aroace


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Reply by ≈ MiDNiGHT WHiSPeRS ≈

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1. tits or ass: 

Big titties.  


2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy: 

Beverly Hills Cop II  

3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this: 

Well, I did enjoy the first film but after so many years a sequel rarely works. 🤷🏼‍♀️

4. favorite japanese city pop song: 

I have never heard of them, sorry. 🇯🇵 
 
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""": 

I have a big hair that grows out of my nostril. I pluck it but it always grows back after a few months. It’s been happening since I was in my early twenties. I’m not sure if it’s really a deformity but it sure is interesting. 👃 

6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but you never actually have the motivation to watch: 

Spiral: Book of saw. I liked Saw and Saw II but as much as I enjoy the gore, those movies went to crap after that. 🌀 🪚 

7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up:

“Thunder Kiss ‘65” ⛈ 💋 

8. most controversial (non-political) opinion: 

Human Cloning has been happening for decades. ‍🔬👯‍♀️

9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first: 

I don’t use the j much so there you go haha. 🥜

10. favorite type of milk: 

2% white 🥛 

11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life: 

Oh shit, that’s an impossible answer.  

12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard: 

I cringe more for not liking some songs when they were popular. 🎼 

13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks: 

“Black Hole Sun” 🕳  

14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc): 

Various songs I feel I could have wrote myself. 🎧 

15. ass or tits: Tits 👅 


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Reply by Neo

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1. tits or ass (you can only choose one. i
am holding a gun to your head. if you say "both" or "personality" i
will pull the trigger and kill you in front of your wife and son.):

Tits but on men

2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy:

We dont watch buddy cop movies sry!

3.
i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what
is your detailed opinion on this (i need at least 250 words or else
youre getting a 0 on this assignment):

Here's the deal. I could have just said "what" which i think is sufficient enough answer to this question. But you wanted 250 words, so here you go. I think sequels are a plague on the modern movie industry. I don't think sequels are all bad--Terminator 2 rocked--or even that the problem is modern sequels. A lot of these reboots of old beloved movies are GOOD. I LOVED the new matrix. Hell, I'm a TRON fan (but I don't like TRON Legacy as much as TRON 2.0 for reasons tangentially related to this response.) But it's SO hard for original movies to break into the public's interest these days because they are drowned. Out. In sequels of things people already know. It's hard to get the average person to step out of their comfort zone and try a new movie, but "hey they're making another Black Panther" will get peoples' attention. And that's the other thing! Black Panther DESERVES your attention. It's a good movie series and all the ones I've seen have been really good. That's not the problem! DROWNING OUT OTHER MOVIES is the problem.

It doesn't help that a lot of these sequels find their way onto the silver screen, but a lot of smaller original movies, their only avenue to find an audience is something like Netflix or Hulu: a streaming service. Take Wendell and Wild for example. I actually really wanted to watch that one - A modern stop motion movie with a goth black lead and the vibes of Coraline? I'd watch the hell out of that! But I don't want to pirate it and I don't have netflix, so I don't really have any way to watch it that supports the team that made it. I have limited money and time because I'm a student and I can afford to watch one movie but I'm not giving a subscription service my credit card for it.

What I mean to say is I'm tired of these sequels of beloved franchises not because I have any issue with the franchises that are getting the sequels, but because I wish it was easier to find original movies to watch.

4. favorite japanese city pop song:

Last time I listened to a city pop playlist I wrote an entire TRON fanfiction in one night. So idk, that genre is dangerous for me.
 
5.
ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club
thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats
urs):

My kneecaps moved to the wrong place when I hit a growth spurt and I couldn't walk painlessly for the extent of puberty lol

6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but you never actually have the motivation to watch:

Literally any weird 80s movie with shit special effects.

7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up:

Mos thoser

8. most controversial (non-political) opinion:

As an engineering major, if English is your first language, you are not too STEM-brained to do well in english class. You just don't want to.

9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first:

PB

10. favorite type of milk:

Dairy but I like adding almond milk in coffee

11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life:

That video of a tesla tailing an amish cart and trying to decide what it is LMAO

12:
song you listened to a lot as a kid but now want to stab yourself every
time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard:

Uprising by Muse

13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks:

Supermassive black hole by Muse

14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc):

TRON: Ghost In The Machine. Because I'm the only person I know who read it and was willing to pick it up again.

15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time):

TITS ON MEN


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Reply by H I M E

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  1. Ass all the way.

  2. Rush Hour is better.

  3. I think they’ve milked the Shrek series enough, but like every series that makes money, they’re going to run it into the ground and stomp it dead before they stop making content. We need to go back to when things were just left at being a trilogy.

  4. It might be the basic answer, but “Stay With Me” is an absolute gem.

  5. My only ‘deformity’ is some scar tissue on my thigh, so I guess that?

  6. Suspiria! Both the remake and the original. Both are incredible but I haven’t watched them yet.

  7. “Hello Kitty” by Avril Lavigne. Hell yeah.

  8. Cinnamoroll is superior to Kuromi, and both fall short of Pompompurin.

  9. Jelly first. Slides off the knife easier and less likely to get mixed into the peanut butter jar.

  10. My favorite type of milk is strawberry.

  11. The funniest video I have ever seen is this Russian kid who’s playing with a big stick in a room. He whacks his ankle, and while he’s writhing in pain, he goes to throw the stick in frustration and whacks his ankle AGAIN.

  12. The Gummy Bear Song x.x

  13. The Ducktales intro

  14. The episode of River Monsters where Jeremy Wade talks about ancient dinosaur fish. I love River Monsters and I love dinosaurs.

  15. Still ass lmao


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Reply by ben

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1. tits

2. taxi driver

3. i thought they finished the story in the fourth movie

4. "the load" by the band

5. i've got a hole in my eyebrow

6. american psycho

7. i don't get handed the aux because i don't have any friends

8. furry porn artists deserve respect

9. peanut butter for the sole reason that it comes first in the name

10. 2%

11. i can't say for certain, maybe a soothouse video because they've left me breathless plenty of times, but in recent memory the one that made me absolutely lose it was "NEW! A lot of candy"

12. delta heavy - ghost (infuze remix)

13. like, most of them (for a specific example, i guess i'll go with "hourglass" by squeeze)

14. petscop. not one aspect of it is not right up my alley

15. vegana


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Reply by zombiieluv

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1. tits or ass (you can only choose one. i am holding a gun to your head. if you say "both" or "personality" i will pull the trigger and kill you in front of your wife and son.): 

ass


2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy: 

ive nvr watched these

3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this (i need at least 250 words or else youre getting a 0 on this assignment): 

shrek was only good 4 its memes and those got old quick, theres no need 4 a shrek 5

4. favorite japanese city pop song: 

uhhhhhhhh
 
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats urs): 

i dont rly have any deformities.. a "deformity" i like on other ppl tho is far apart eyes, its fr one of the cutest features ever

6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but you never actually have the motivation to watch:

the ring :p as big of a horror fan as i am and ive nvr actually watched the ring lol

7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up:

any song by kesha or yfm

8. most controversial (non-political) opinion:

the cream in an oreo is NASTY the only part of the oreo i like is the cookie

9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first: 

pb

10. favorite type of milk: 

chocolate

11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life: 

any video of sum1 fallin

12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard: 

miss wanna die, even now its not a HORRIBLE song its js the fact i thot i was soo edgy and emo 4 listenin to it

13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks: 

pretty little psycho (the nightcore version)

14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc):

bigtop burger!! the art, characters, dialogue, humor! i love it sm. salad fingers is another possible contender but 4 different reasons

15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time): still ass


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