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2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy:
3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this (i need at least 250 words or else youre getting a 0 on this assignment):
4. favorite japanese city pop song:
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats urs):
6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but you never actually have the motivation to watch:
7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up:
8. most controversial (non-political) opinion:
9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first:
10. favorite type of milk:
11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life:
12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard:
13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks:
14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc):
15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time):
my answers:
1. tits or ass (you can only choose one. i am holding a gun to your head. if you say "both" or "personality" i will pull the trigger and kill you in front of your wife and son.): both
2. favorite buddy cop movie starring eddie murphy: vampire in brooklyn (1995)
3. i just looked up eddie murphy and found out theyre makin a shrek 5 what is your detailed opinion on this: Personally, when I discovered Universal Studios was currently in the process of creating a fifth Shrek film, I found myself cautiously interested. Of course, with the film series being such a commercial success and, in recent years, an internet sensation, it would make sense financially to take advantage and capitalize on this ever-increasing market. That being said, I still approach this news with caution, as Shrek the Third was a commercial cash-grab and did not contain the heart of the previous two installments. I fear that Shrek 5 will traverse down that same path, becoming a hollow shell of its predecessors and will only lead to disappointment on a worldwide scale. Shrek 4, officially known as Shrek Forever After, while not a commercial success as it followed the horrific disaster that was Shrek the Third, was a step in the right direction. Shrek 4 did not meet the epic highs of Shrek and Shrek 2, though it did supply a good enough amount of heart and effort to be worthy of being apart of such a monumental series. Though I am concerned of Shrek 5's potential contribution as a new installment of the famed Shrek series, I am truthfully excited to see what kind of wacky and zany antics Shrek and the gang will find themselves in this time around.
4. favorite japanese city pop song: mayonaka no door / stay with me by miki matsubara
5. ur most interesting bodily """deformity""" (i.e. megan fox has a club thumb i have a friend that was born with a tail everyone has one whats urs): 3 of my toes are webbed together
6. whats a movie youd theoretically enjoy but never actually have the motivation to watch: howl's moving castle
7. the vibes are down. you are handed the aux. what song are you playing to bring the vibes up: intergalactic by beastie boys
8. most controversial (non-political) opinion: i could not personally be bothered if people put pineapple on their pizza. it is not that insane of a thing to do.
9. when making a pb&j sandwich do you put the pb or the j on first: pb obviously so you can wipe the remainder off on the other half of the bread you fucking dipshit loser piece of shit
10. favorite type of milk: in the past id probably say cow milk despite my friend's desperate cries for me to try oat milk. however, i have tried almond milk recently and i must say it tasted pretty good and didnt make my tummy hurt so solid 10/10 all around
11. the funniest video you have ever seen in your entire life: dog fart cat puke
12: song you listened to a lot as a kid but now you want to stab yourself every time you think about it because it makes you cringe so hard: marilyn manson's cover of this is halloween from the nightmare before christmas
13: song that you listened to a lot as a kid that honestly still smacks: she-wolf by shakira
14. what piece of media do you think was literally tailor-made for you and why (game, song, movie idc): Silent Hill 2 is often regarded as one of the greatest horror video games of all time but I like it for very niche, specific reasons that literally no one else on planet earth can relate to: story good. I like characters that are deeply but understandably flawed because I myself among every other person belonging to the human race, believe it or not, are deeply but understandably flawed. the atmosphere of the game is insanely heavy, reminiscent of david lynch (whom i love dearly) films -- weird as shit but human and dreamlike. The theme of the game discusses the complexities of the human condition while exploring what makes it so insufferable through intense imagery and symbolism. The music is intense but ethereal and nostalgic. I fucking love this game. I'm very happy to exist with it.
15. ass or tits (ive freed your wife and son and have set the gun on the table. you can be honest this time): both
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