Refer To Your Pet As ‘This Drunk Guy/Girl At the Party' and Post What They're Doing

This drunk guy at the party just rubbed up against my legs for about 3 minutes.

@coop86

This guy at the party has been licking himself for awhile now

So we were all in the kitchen at this party and this drunk guy was just standing next to the back door. I mean he was just staring at it waiting for something to happen.

This drunk guy at the party was trying to get my attention. He had to knock my glass off the table just so I’d talk to him

I had to make a beer run and asked if anybody wanted to go for a ride. Well, this drunk guy at the party got real excited when he heard "ride" and started jumping up and down So he followed me outside until i closed the gate behind me. He just stared at me through the gate as I drove off.

LOL

This drunk guy at the party is watching me eat...intensely

The drunk guy at the party started to bite my feet and then claw at my hair

The drunk guy at the party is licking my hand

This drunk chick at the party, just hiding in the bathroom all the time, waiting for someone to wash their hands, so she can drink straight from the faucet. 

this drunk guy is laying outside my door begging me to let him in :p

This drunk girl at the party tries to pee on my bed at any chance she gets

this drunk guy at the party ate poison <3

This drunk guy at the party is sleeping in-between some sandals and a table

this drunk girl at a party just tried to eat the berries on my headband even though they're PLASTIC

This drunk girl at this party sat next to me and just started licking my face. 
Dude, she won't stop.

This drunk guy at the party gripped onto my leg and now everyone is starring

This drunk girl at this party I was at  kept bringing back my shoe everytime I threw it

This drunk guy at the party kept getting confused when I pretended to throw a ball. He would go look for it and then come back when he saw that I still had it.

This drunk guy at the party ran to the door everytime he heard the doorbell. 

this drunk girl at the party has been sitting in front of the door since last night

This drunk girl at the party sees another girl she knows and is jumping up and down with excitement

This drunk guy at a party fell asleep on my bed 

this drunk girl at a party keeps eating styrofoam and the sound is starting to get REALLY annoying

this drunk guy at the party is laying down in my hallway.

This drunk girl at the party keeps walking around in circles, maybe she’s gotta shit?

this drunk guy at the party licked his penis and then licked me 

This drunk girl at the party is sitting on the floor in my kitchen waiting for scraps.

This drunk girl at the party just hid under my bed because she’s that scared of the windows being opened like a doofus (I still love her)

This drunk girl licks water (not actually drinking it, licking it.)

And then there's a drunk guy living in the basement. 

This drunk guy at the party had been sitting on my lap for 7 minutes, he is refusing to get up

this drunk girl is looking out the window staring outside