first time stories

pls my first time was insane. i was like 12/13?? it was also off a dap pen which is just.. wow. i dont think i really inhaled tbh. but it still got in my lungs. all i remember is that i ate an entire tub of ice cream mixed with an entire bag of takis, and passed out on a chair. fun times.

i think it was when i was 13, i got so high that i couldn't see and i dropped the lighter that i thought was the joint so i started crying and apologising to my friend

my first time was in the car with my parents, i think i was 14-15, we were on our way to a park and i was so high i genuinely didnt think i was awake, the entire time i thought i was dreaming and i kept touching my boyfriend and panicking telling him i thought i was asleep. my parents bought me mcnuggets and i couldnt even eat them bc i felt so out of it, it was really scary having my first high in public at a park

I was 14 at the time and it was with my best friend. She’s still one of my best friends today, and we still smoke together xD anyway, we opened a window in my parents basement and smoked from a discreet pipe that was made to look like a lipstick. I kept insisting I didn’t feel anything so I asked for more. One minute I was sitting down smoking and the next I was standing but leaning against the wall laughing. I came back to when I heard my friend say “yeah you’re definitely high”. I could only whisper because I was scared someone could hear me talking lol.

10 minutes later my mom knocks on the door and starts talking about how she’s sensitive to smells after her showers and I was soooo paranoid. Turns out she was just giving my friend a lavender scented lotion lmao. We watched that 70’s show, ate Oreos, Takis and candy the whole night lmao. 

tbh i really have to think about my first high, it was so long ago i dont even remember, i think i was like idk 12? all i remember is i took the fatest hit and i still was like getting used to inhaling and didnt realize that the more you hold in the more u get high and cough, i coughed my life away and i was so baked it wasnt even funny. kinda funny tho. lol

I personally dont remember most of my first time personally because of how much I've smoked since then but the best I can remember is when I was 13 going to summer school. So basically my middle school has a park a block and a half away from the campus where everyone hangs there if they're in the neighborhood, so before I had to go in school for the day I had my childhood best friend in school with me and of course him being the better stoner than I am he brought us a rillo. Now I hadn't smoked a rillo or anything other than nic prior to this so sure like anyone else I was shittin bricks, anyways we both went over to the playset and smoked it down to a baby roach before going to school and BRO lemme tell you sum it was trippy. My first time smoking and I had to deal with my history teacher's lecture five minutes in wondering when the fuck he showed up, no I did not get caught and yes the following school year going into 8th turned out to be one of the most chaotic years I ever could say I've been thru based on me smoking more and the fact I never have and never will be sneaky with how I smoke lmao

The first time i ever hit a cart properly i was at my friends house and at the time i was on adderall for my adhd (worst mistake ever ) . We ended up getting those packs of two half grams, oner sativa and one indica but got them mixed up . So i ended up smoking the sativa and taking and adderall (mind that at the time my psych was a genuine piece of shit so i had been takin this med at 6 pm) After that i cant really remember much except getting so high and running around this girls kitchen island in her kitchen for about an hour and a half because i had so much energy, after that i ate their entire fridge and crashed lol

The first time i ever hit a cart properly i was at my friends house and at the time i was on adderall for my adhd (worst mistake ever ) . We ended up getting those packs of two half grams, oner sativa and one indica but got them mixed up . So i ended up smoking the sativa and taking and adderall (mind that at the time my psych was a genuine piece of shit so i had been takin this med at 6 pm) After that i cant really remember much except getting so high and running around this girls kitchen island in her kitchen for about an hour and a half because i had so much energy, after that i ate their entire fridge and crashed lol

My first time was when i was 17. I was with my sister and all of her friends who were smoking in the car and i had always wanted to try to smoke. I was too scared to ask but her friend asked me if i wanted to and I said yes so my sister let me cuz it was only a starburst flavored pen. When we reached the beach i had hit their joint a couple times and wasn't really feeling anything. We got settled in at the beach where i hit their pen even more and they told me to keep going because they wanted me to take a huge hit and so i did because i was 17 and knew nothing and i started coughing so hard!! I was super chill. When we went back to my sisters friends place. we had ate some carl's jr and sat outside on their porch for a little. At this point they were smoking some more and i remember sitting on a stool so my legs were swinging back and forth on their own. I remeber saying "I cant stop my legs!" but i didn't panic i just laughed it off. I also remember staring at the moon. My sister had a second friend that was there too and she had kept being super worrisome that i was smoking too much and would freak but i was having the time of my life. Once i got super slumped, i couldn't even hold myself up anymore on the chair i was sitting on so they made me go inside and i just laid down on the couch and listened to tame impala. I still had to go home to my moms house (my sister shared a room with me at the time) so she had me shower before we left. I also have videos of me confusing a street light for the moon...

first time i smoked i stole weed from my brother (hes a dick so he had it coming lmao) and i went to a friends place and we made a bong, then i did the worst thing ever I DIDNT GRIND IT UP AT ALL. i just fucking ploped a whole ass nug in the cone and smoked it and me and my firend just keeped going we have like 7 nugs each and we sat there like. "this shit isnt working at all" then boom i was off my fucking tits high. 

i smoke alot still to this day and i have never been as high as i was that day. 

sometime sophomore year of high school, my partner at the time offered to share d9 gummies with me on one of our date nights. nothing wild, just an indoor stay-up-late vibe. i was weary about dosage & knew that i should have started with a half-gummie but we decided i should go big or go home (bc we were kids) & i had perhaps wildest "trip" of my life to this day. i was laying on a couch in a dark living room. when it kicked in i immediately felt immobile & horribly heavy, proceeded by uncontrollable eye & leg twitching that would last for hours. my eyelids weren't moving but my eyeballs themselves were uncontrollably whirling nonstop. my brain had made quick work of the darkness surrounding me so i began having auditory hallucinations. not even of anything particularly scary, though! i mostly heard muffled music. it sounded like lil nas x tbh. this wasn't my partner's first rodeo so they were doing fine & had started playing splatoon salmon run on their switch beside me. i was so stoned out of my mind that i started to hear the in-game sounds & confuse them for the hallucinations in a big blur of strange music. i couldn't join in at all so i had spent the whole time nervously writhing, hyper aware of how much i was struggling to speak. apparently my voice sounded really low. i described it as being near identical to a benadryl overdose. good times. i immediately wanted to try it again & discovered the world of gas station carts for a couple years until now where i exclusively smoke clean & holy bud with my mother dearest

First time was with a friend in my older sisters room while she was away. she only gave me a little and for that I'm thankful, even filmed a TikTok. If you care the audio was Melanie Martinez's song wheels on the bus, the where she says "Imma light it up and pass it, puff, puff and pass it". Yeah we had pocky and McDonald's and woke up pretty early the next morning. Ideal first time tbh, in a controlled environment with someone you trust.