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Posted by Ping Pong Pete

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Fuck, marry, kill any of these 3 celebs, then you write 3 of your own.

I'll start!

Chris Evans 
Hugh Jackman
Tom Hardy

answer, then post 3 of your own! good luck!

(btw, you don't have to post images)


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Reply by Milklover2000

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KILL hugh MARRY chris FUCK tom 
My Three are : 
Evan Peters
Evan
Kit Harrington 
KIT
Cillian Murphy
Cillian


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Reply by Ping Pong Pete

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Fuck Kit Harrington all the way to the post office, he's fine

Marry Evan Peters because he looks cute and seems like husband material
Kill Cillian Murphy because he's scary

Austin Powers

Danny Devito

Megamind


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Reply by Milklover2000

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Marry megamind Fuck austin powers Kill danny divito


Louis Theroux 
Louis
Daryl
Davo
Paul Rudd
paul


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Reply by Ping Pong Pete

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Fuck Daryl cause he looks like he can really give it to you. Also, iirc he's from the walking dead so he probably hasn't had sex in FOREVER so he'll definitely give it his all.
Marry Paul Rudd because he's like the kindest person ever, the type of man who wakes you up with pancakes, kisses you on the forehead and smiles with love hearts in his eyes, even after years of marriage. you ask him what's the special occasion and he says "I don't need a special occasion to show my wife how much I love her" and then he makes love to you all morning.
Kill Louis Theroux because i didn't wanna kill anyone else lol 

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Reply by Robyn

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fuck hugh jackman







marry chris evans
kill tom hardy

then,
fuck tom holland 
marry elizabeth olsen
kill jake gyllenhaal 


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Reply by j4cki3

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marry Tom hardy, kill hugh and fuck Chris evans 


brad Pitt
Johnny depp
Christiano Ronaldo 🫰


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Reply by x.Alice.x

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ooh kill brad pitt, fuck johnny depp, marry cristiano ronaldo

angelina jolie, winona ryder, natasha lyonne


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