my friend and i just got caught shoplifting from walmart⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃
well technically just my friend bc she was stealing a razor to shave w & it was some old crusty man & he walked up to us and was like “can i have my product back” in his lil uwu daddy is mad at u kitten voice and i was like ew…. he didn’t press charges tho. fu*k yo chain a$$ business