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my friend and i just got caught shoplifting from walmart⊂( ̄(エ) ̄)⊃

well technically just my friend bc she was stealing a razor to shave w & it was some old crusty man & he walked up to us and was like “can i have my product back” in his lil uwu daddy is mad at u kitten voice and i was like ew…. he didn’t press charges tho. fu*k yo chain a$$ business 


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Reply by Arius

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Rad! lol


I got busted shoplifting at a big corporate drug store once. Me and the security guard got into a bit of a scuffle and ended up having a nice chat about MMA after. Was banned from the store for a year.


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