Spamton is so cool and epic, I will give him all of the kromer in the world

Spamton kidnapped my childr... I mean he is a very nice cool and funny guy, he is very handsome and you should give him all of your Kromer. Please.

HE Y  YOU  THE RE

HE Y  YOU  THE RE

spamton looks like my grandpa :I

funny lil gay puppet that reminds me of jerma985

Spamton be like Jerma if he sold Kromer.

Spammton plz i love u 

I'm a lore junky who loves angst, so spamton is perfect >:3

Spamton 

pamton

SOME A RE [[stealing your identity]]

...mike...

DON'T BELIEVE THE MAN ON THE TV !!

I A M 

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [[#1 rated salesman 1997]]

GIVE M E [[19 KROMER]] 

O R ELS E

...anyone...

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toby watching the fandom simp for the man who he based off of his own way of speaking:

Finally. Someone more capitalist than Mr. Krabs. XD

Out of all the funny dialogue and great designs, I gotta say that the best character is Spamton G Spamton. Spamton is the best character because he is very funny and is definitely not hiding in my mattress, also bonus points for pipis and the wonderful soundtracks like 'NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A' and 'BIG SHOT'!

spamton is cool guy

spamr

goway

scmrmrmaf

ok thats enough

spamton is the best deltarune character and you cant convince me otherwise, he's just a trash dwelling skrunkly

The Epic Almighty Spamton G. Spamton is my favorite because he burned my house we do.. I mean is a super Big Shot.

(and is a short stinky lil goober)

Spammy man <3

Spamton, a chaotic gem in the Deltarune tapestry. A chaotic merchant in the darkness. His absurdity resonates with the tangled threads of my own existence. His wild energy, like a reflection of my own. The absurdity he brings to the table is a symphony in the cosmic dance of existence.

no noelle holiday

He's my [Friend request accepted] that can take all my Kromer.

funny salesman make me giggle. loveable salesman vvho give me free money, not a circus clovvn that more sick than she funny!