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Hello forum,
Today i will be writing a quickstart guide on how to use your local office printer.
As we all know, Printers are terrible little devices that can smell your fear and like to call you names behind your back. here is how to prevent that.
1. Approach the printer slowly, yet firmly and connect your device.
2. Establish dominance over the printer.
3. Feed the printer premium branded paper.
4. Make sure the printer is powered on before attempting to utilize it.
5. Say nice things to your printer.
if you follow this guide correctly, your printer should work!
important: If your printer starts to make frightful sounds, and then eats your paper, contact your local exorcist immediately. if your printer does not print correctly, it may be out of ink, contact a coworker and ask how to replace the ink.
Good luck out there Forum!!!!
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Reply by Kes
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While many of your tips are good advice to be aware of regardless of the situation, it should be noted that the idea of a printer "alpha" is an outdated and disproven concept. Here, I've included a page with information. Please educate yourself before suggesting these dangerous and unhelpful ideas.
your friend,
Dirt.
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