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On the topic of the recent thefts in town

Posted by Kes

posted 1632923751

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Dear beloathed thief,

Kindly stop taking things. We need those in order to fulfill our dreams and happiness. If you steal our material goods, we will not be able to have the things you stole anymore. On this topic, please return the following to my home on 357 Kernal Street:

-television

-bag of hair

-keurig

-bunny slippers

Thank you and good night.

Missing a few things,

Dirt

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Reply by Mushroom landing

posted 1632931012

Dirt,

I'm sorry to hear about your theft problem. My home is completely safe from theft, but I can understand that this must be very distressing for you. If you would like, you are welcome to come to my home and partake in my:

-television

-bag of hair

-keurig

-bunny slippers

I'm always happy to help a good friend out, especially since I have been bless with these items recently.

Sharing is caring,

Fungus

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Reply by Kes

posted 1632931486

Fungus,

Thank you for your generosity, however I would rather the thief return what is so rightfully mine. I will be by your house to partake in these objects.

Dirt

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