rank the balls

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1. Rugby
   all the good parts of the NFL plus far less stopping time. it's literally the perfect game
2. NFL Football
   big guys running at each other, what's not to love. only problem is how much time it takes to set up between downs and also stopping for annoying commercial breaks
3. Soccer
   kinda boring compared to rugby/football but it takes a lot more technical skill I think, plus it's a global classic putting it above blaseball and baskingball
4. MLB Baseball
   I like the sound the bat makes when they hit the ball and also it is the perfect game to just get sloshing drunk at cos games take long enough that you're sober by the time you need to drive home
5. NBA Basketball
   don't like the sound sneakers make on the court but it is entertaining when they aren't just going back and forth endlessly. dunk contests and allstar games are easily superior to regular NBA but as far as NBA is concerned, it ranks last for sure

This changes depending on season but I’ll try my best. 

🤽‍♀️ base ball 🍘

unofficial official ball rankings (these rankings are not certified by the ball association)

Baseball
Basketball
Soccer
American Football
Hockey
everything else that isn't golf
golf

Hoops