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If SBURB was real idek i think thatd b pretty rad but also kinda terrifying ??


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Reply by vin

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it would be really cool but also I’d shit my pants 


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Reply by ❥ Adda

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It would be kinda cool but also scary AF and I know I wouldn't survive :,)


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"If it was true that there is an active, and not-so-substantial, threat to the health or safety of a user of a virtual machine (or other virtualized device or device with a computerized operating system) that is not being used in any way to perform an illegal action on that device or device or device or other virtual machine (or any other virtual machine with a computerized operating system or device with an application or service that does not support such action, such virtual machine or any such device or other virtual machine or any such virtual machine or device with a computerized operating system or other virtual system that has not been used in the manner indicated above), it could lead to a violation, as described above."

I don't believe that's the right answer. I think it would be better if the user of a machine with an operating system and a virtualization program were not involved. I don't know if the user of a machine with virtualization programs or a program that is running a program or that a computerized program that runs on a machine that is a user's computer is involved.

If a person with a machine and an application and service can be used in an unlawful act and the action taken is not in violation of the law, then that person would be liable to a fine, jail time and/or jail terms of the user or any of their family members for damages, if that person is the owner or owner of that machine, and the court would have to consider the circumstances of each such action, including, for the most part, if the person has been convicted and sentenced to a prison sentence. If that person is not convicted of the offense of illegal activity (such as a felony), that person's fine, jail term, and/or prison term is the amount that the defendant is likely to have to serve on that person's family.

If the person has no criminal history, or has not had any felony conviction, and the defendant is a person with an active, active, active and non-violent drug and/or alcohol abuse, then the court could consider that defendant a criminal offender for any other reason than the fact of being a drug addict, or a criminal for the fact that that defendant was not a drug abuser. In that case, then the


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Reply by Moonie_Bby

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Id die pretty fuckin quick- my athleticism is in the drain. 


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Reply by Ronni

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I would forget i'm playing as soon as i hit download lmao


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Reply by dog

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it is stated that like people around the whole world play sburb so theres a shit ton of povs we havent seen, but it does seem that the beta kids one is the only session to have had any sort of success in it, so id probably die since the chances of surviving are so fucking low, which honestly, thats reasonable 


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Reply by lucipurr

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holy shit i would play it in a heartbeat, it might be hard but shit 


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Reply by Kitkat

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thatd be fun! id prolly die immediatly but it seems pretty cool X3


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Reply by X180

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Imagine being an unassuming 13/14 year old just wanting to play a cool game with your friends and you immediately see your family die and get tasked with creating a new universe to lord over while navigating the social issues of dealing with a hyper-authoritarian race of violent space grubs and growing up.


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OMG id so play lmaoo, i would just want to make sure my friends were playing too XD



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Reply by terminallyCapricious

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i mean i'd be down for it but yea as trans gamzee pfp said id shit my pants


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Reply by pumkinbeeznbuns

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if id start playing id die instantly cuz AS SOON i see a funky lil scary creature trying to come and kill me id poop myself on the spot.


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Reply by Deacon

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I'd probably be more worried about who to play it with than whether or not I'd play it. Cause it SBURB was real, if for some reason it just surfaced on the internet, it'd only be a matter of time before someone downloaded it and tried to set up a session. And when they did, the world would already be as good as destroyed! Because it sets off the whole chain reaction, the meteors are already here, etc etc.

So I'd download the client, install it, and then have to figure out who to play with. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to logic this out or pick my teammates for the metagame. It's just an uncomfortable pick and choose between who I want to try and save, and who I want to let try on their own. And, what if someone I want to play with doesn't want to play with me? Or is already in their own session! Sessions, like our destruction, are preordained from the moment you start. The beta kids' session was always going to be four players (check the gristtorrent), so whoever is in my session, I just hope it's people I like. They might be the only people I talk to for a very long time.


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Reply by cheeseofdoom

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yeah, i think that when we read the story we forget that most of the actual gameplay is hard as shit bc it all gets glossed over


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Reply by cheeseofdoom

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yeah, i think that when we read the story we forget that most of the actual gameplay is hard as shit bc it all gets glossed over


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Reply by copperGhost

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lmao i love how everyone iimmediatly agrees that none of us would survive </3


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Reply by R3NTZ

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I feel i would get my friends into it and they'll be sooo p!ssed (for good reasons tbh)


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Reply by andi

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id totally die LOL but id love to go god tier


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Reply by daves

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i woudl fukin rock at sburb


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Reply by Vee_Is_Cool

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thats a loaded fucking question. but yes, i would in a heartbeat. not just cause i would have no choice, but also because why tf would i pass that up?


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Reply by JAY

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i might die but like, thats the best way to die



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Reply by Sunny

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That would b so awesome i would captchalouge my dog LOL


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Reply by MayZee

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i'd play it, it would be kinda funny i think


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Reply by ☽𝕶𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗☾

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tbh agree. I lowkey miss it being popular :(


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Reply by ☆ Glow ☆

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id definitely play, itd be scary but the world would be ending regardless so worth a shot!! 


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Reply by Rezi/Robo/Ray

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Reply by foxkindedaggressor

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OH HELL NO! NONONONONO! 


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I've tried to get into Homestuck many times over the years but never could, although I always thought it was neat. What is the main reason that keeps you guys in the fandom? As well as, what is the best part about Homestuck to you?


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Reply by Moss

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I'm just giving up immediately 


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Reply by ?0?!l$

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id probably die in like the first minute lolz


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Reply by MEULIN!!!!!!!

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If it WAS real I think we all would be scared and hiding , or just straight up killing ourself as soon as we can XD


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Reply by !! RA-11 !!

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realistically surviving a sburb game session would be SO HARD; most of the characters had either a good support team or absurd survival skills

i do like the idea of having a lucis and also making items

but also

captualoging systems O_O


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Reply by Draven

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HOMESTU CK??!?!???!??!


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Reply by Draven

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HOMESTU CK??!?!???!??!


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Reply by Draven

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me personally i would survive cuz i'd live in a hole


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Reply by RoseRoxy

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I would die. Like literally 


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Reply by CookingWithNitroglycerin

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this comment section is as dead as a corpse


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Reply by capnkirk17

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i think it vwould be pretty awvesome honestly, id play it wvith my friends.


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Reply by BOBBY_BOTBOB!

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calling my internet bestiez to play!!!!!!! i mean if soembody plays it we are already doomed so if i play it then nothing else would go wrong coz somebody already did the wronng thing soooo i'd play the game in that case ig. Can i qlso become godtier this is important i want to know if im actually a mage of blood :v....


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Reply by dstroyer

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start sobbing


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i will surely die pretty quick, but it would be rad asf!! (─‿‿─)



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Reply by Lyu

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id cry and die rlly quick


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Reply by spiderlegs residence

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i'd jump into my own kernalsprite immediately


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