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Join the Lorb!


ALL OF YOU, PRAISE THE LORB!!!




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Reply by △ may △

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where do i sign up


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Reply by X

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Praise the Lorb, so Molt it be. 🦞 


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Reply by Fabian Dee

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as long as i don't have to eat any fricken spagetti or wear a rasta hat


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Reply by ⛪️ ♄el ℞azor ℧

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Already part of it!!! Add me cult members. Do we have our own group yet?


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Reply by Juliette

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Only Him. 


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Reply by Soy Boy LaCroix

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p̶̧̧̧̢̨̡̛̛̛̛̛͍̰̭̫͚͔͙͔͔͕̖̯̻͓̟̩̣̖͔̜̣̟̺̞̘̱̞̯̹̗̯̜̘̤̠̞͙͉͍̹̤̯̫̹͎͖̬͖͉͎̗̱͎̱̗̭̻͍̠̜̬̝̳̞̺̝̱̰̫̭̺̫͖̖̹̔͆͒͛̈́́̎͒͋̇̏͊̈́͛͗͒̆͆̈̑̃̂͒́͒̇͐̌̌̄͐̑͌̓̉̃̆̂̒̋̉̓͆͋̉̊̄̄͊̍̅͂̾͋̿͒͊̂̾̏̌̇̂̅́̊̅̎͊͆̽͐̒̋̒̂̀̒̂͐̒͆͐͐̍̀̓͗̈̿̓̓̽̿̌̍͒̐͑͛̎̈̋̐̒̄̎̎̓̍̀͐̄̽̔̔̇̒͛͛͗̏͂͆̿̄́̊̀̿̄͂̒̓͒͘͘̕͘͘̚̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅr̵̡̡̡̨̨̧̡̢̢̧̡̳̙͓͖͕̖̥̩̦̼̪̥̥̜̯̹͔͈̼̜̞͓̣̮͍̹̟̭̠͇̦̗̙̹͓̪͇̺̩̖̮̦̫̬̤̻͕̹̰͙̱͔̩̙̲̦̻̘̭͊͜͜͜î̸̧̧̡̨̢̡̛̛̛̳̣̳͚̲̤̰̯̪̼͍̬͚͓̙͔̭̬̲̥̹̤̳͎̘͙͎̥͚̱̘̞̲̼̫̭͓͉̯̥̼̰͉̬̣̪͚͇̞̹̖̖̹͈̜͙͙̜̫̹̀̊̈̂̃̍́͋͛͌̔̓̅͌͗̈͗͆͊̈̄́̄͐̈̅̌̿́̅̿̓̐̿͂̾͒̎̏͗̈́̈͒̒͌͆͑̊͗͛͛͂͋͊͌͑͑̌̍̈̏͌̊̒͐̂̔̓́̾̾̾͛͋͋̽̊͆̐̒̅͑̌́̿͗̾̾͛̎̄̓͂͒͆̿̽̓͂̑̐͂͊̆̄̄̂͆̒̆̏̄̈̔̆͗̊͑̂͌̅̽̎̂̅͆̏͂͛̌̌̋͌̑̃̉̚̕̕̚͘͘̕̕̚̚̚̚̕͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͠͠͠͝a̵̧̧̛̛̛̛̛͚͖͖̫͍̞͎̻̮̦̳͚̤̹̝̩͍̭̩͇͍̞͈̣̠͕͉̬͂̋̂͊͛̏̋̀́̾̇̑̓͊̎̓̿̀̓͛̈́̎̒̍̂̄̐̆̓͌̍̈́̂͌̈́̔́̔̈̇͆̽̐̆̋̾̄͋̽͐̐̊́͐́̇̈̏̆̓͌́̇̇̌̍͗͐͑́͗̔͂̑̾̒̈͗̂̓̄͋͒̑͑͒̄̿͊̃̊̍̓̌̅̍̃͛͋͒̌̌͋͒͗̌̑̑͊̃̎̅̑͌̅͗̅̀̀̀̏̉͊̊͘̕͘̚̚͘͘͘̚̕͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅs̵̢̡̨̢̢̨̛̛̛̭̭͍̹̞̻͍̥͕̙͙̫̙̗̩̣̹̞͇͚̘̙̦̝̲̼̫͇͉̯͍͔̥͖̼̝͔̖͚̜̫͖͐̆̌͊͒͊͆̊̄̈́̈́͗̑̒̀̅̈́̃̈̏͆̅̏̂̓́̀̆̿̍̍̈͂̽͆͛͋͗̋̏̿̊̿̃̈́̃͆͒̈́͛̎̓̈́̇̓̉̿͆̆̉̌̈̎̐͊͗̈̌͑̿̿͗͊̉̅̄̍̏͋̿̎͑̿̌̌͐̋̎͗͂̍͆̑̊͛̓̽̎͒̐͊̎̔͌̉̆͐̿͐̂̍̽̊͒̇̒̂̏͊̓͊̌͆̍̇̒̈͋̀̍́͊̏̐̃̋̎̏̑̌͐̊̕̚̕͘̚̚͘͘͘̚͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠ͅͅę̴̧̨̢̢̧̡̧̡̛̼̰̬̘̗̬̹̼͍̤̺̝͍̲̲̜̖͇̦̬̥͖͚̰̗̭̲̬͖̞̖͙͕͎͕͓̮̘̻͚̲͉̬̘̳͙͙͖̻̱͙̩̠͉̘͖͍̞̻̤͎̲͔̬͍̠̺̘̦̰̙͕̲̦̙̫̹͓̟̝̟̥͔̲̤̣̟̦͉͎̞͇̮̝̟̱̖͕̠̠͕̭̹͔̭̥̜̞̗͈̱͑̄͒̿̆̐̾̇̓̒̉̿̈̉͌̈̔̿͊́̈͂̈́̀̽̐͐̋̓̒̔̉̊̑͑͒̔͌̓̂̿̅̄̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̷̧̧̢̛̛̻̮̤̬͔̳̥͉̳̯̮̙̥̗̼̘̜̞̣̩͓͖̲͎̩̺͚̥̺̠̹̤̖̜̭͛̌̃̊̀̀̿̿̌͌́͊̋̌͌̎̏́̌̏̈́̑̏͋͑̒̃͆͆̀̈̿́͛̈́͆̿͑̊͆̊͛̆͑̒̒̇͐̂̓̈̌̾͒̀͆̉̔̏̃̇̉̆̄̇̏̂̇͋̆͋́̿́̍̀̏́̏̀̈̈̍̀͋͗̿͋̌́͊̆͛̍̊̒̂̃̉̃͊̈̈̄̽̐͂̄͌̓̔̆̾͊͗̌͒̑̐͋̎̿̿̔̚͘̚̚̕̚̚̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅļ̶̡̧̨̢̡̨̡̧̨̢̡̢̢̧̢̢̨̨̛̛̗̜̙̰͎̤͙͓̲̱̺͖̗̻̠͕͍͇̘͍̘̝͇̥̻̘̳̤̳̝͈͔͓̫̺̠̝̮̱̺̖̱̬̞̲̮̣͉̼͍͙͈̙̱̙̝̭̩̩̺̫͖͕͚̪̟̭̳̦̳̜͚̥͙̲̤̜̼̣̥̤͖̺̠̹͍͕̫͍͙͓̫̤̻̘̺̲͈̬͔̝͚̬̹͈̫̜̙̙̪̼̮̦̟̫̲̹̟̫̗̭͇̩̥̩̼̳̳̖̭̻̦̻̬̲̬͎͎͚͍͎̝̲̝͇̲̤̰͙̈́̏̾̑̃̂́̊̓̉͗̓̂̆̇̔̐͌͋̌̈́̈́̋̀̊̀̄̅͌̀̀͑͊͑̾̿̐͛̄̐͛̀̋̈́̃͋̇̿̅͐̅͆͛̈͋͂͌̈̅̉̎̉̿͒̓̈͌̔̾͒̇͐̄̈̿̒͆̾̏͗͐͑̏̈́̍̓̌̋̀͗̍̇͗͆̋̈̒̍̄͆̽̑̏̒̏̀̅͒̋̌̅͊͐̂̆̇̊̋̂͛̅̌̈͊͊͒̇̃̑̆̈̽̆͛̊͗̅̉̾̐͊̆̚̕̚̕̕̚͘͘̚̚̚̕͜͜͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅơ̸̡̨̡̧̢̨̨̢̧̡̡̨͚̰̝̖͓̱̭̬͙͓͇̦̳͇̖̮͉̥͇̜͖̙̭͖̤͓̼̜̻̰̮̦̻̗̗̣̼̗̯͓͍̝̙̮͙̲͓͇͔͚̜̬͈̱͉͔͔͓͚͎̗̝̜̜̘̱͈̗͍̙̳̰̹͚̗͓̳̭̪̺̗̣̺̤̦̮̦̭̜̦͇̘̪̞̱̰̳̺̫͈̟̹̺͍̺̮͖͚̼̯̜͔̱̦̪̺̖̹̟̖̲̘̦̳͓̏͋̃̒͆̀̈̈̂̐̊͊̏́̎̌̓̄̑̀̋̉̋͂̎̌͛͗́͒͌̌̊̂̔͆̇̎̉̊̀̐͋̀͐͒̐̈́̒̄̋̈́́̐̄͒̓̈̊̿̈͒͋͂̾̆̒͆̓͆͑̌̿́̇̍͊͒̎̄̽̃̏̍͆̑͐̒̎̓͂͐͂͗̈̀̃̌͐͒̌̂͂̒̐̌̅̎̆̿͆̃̂̕͘͘͘͘͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅŗ̶̢̧̨̧̧̨̜̟̖̫̩̹̦͇̣̳͈͓̱̗̭̯̼̖̝͖̲͙͖̼̟̗̖̣̗͕̤̩̹̲̯͍̥̦̤̩̲͍̞̯͇̤̪͍̳͖͖̲͖̥͍̰̙̖̻͔̳̝̜̳͙̱̱͎͚͖̫̻̱͓͎̘̥̺͚̥̪̲̝̜̙͖̭̠͚̣̱̫̱̩̝̼̮͎͒͑̀̉̌̅͒̈́̀̑̄̔̅̿̅̐̅̾̓̽̾͂̓́̂͆̽͒̽͋̋́̀̀̽̌͐̾̔̈̊̌̌̓͗̈̐̄͑̇̾͒́͒̎̈̾́̅͆̉͐̾̏͛̾̚̕̚̚͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅb̶̡̢̡̧̡̡̡̢̢̡̡̢̧̧̢͕̜͍̱̩̞̝̩̻͙͈̰̼͈͖̱̝͍̻͈̣͇͖̱̗̱̼̥̦̻̺̯͔̙͓̮̘̳̘̼̗̞͙̣͈̪͚̖͎̱͎̥̰̩̝͖̲̰̺̝̱̱͍̜̹̝̖̱̘̠̜̗̝͎̟̦̠͉̳͔̫̼͎͖̙̹̞̻͖͉̭͍̩̫̰͉̬̣̠̳̰͈̰̭̹̜̞͍̱̦̦̹̼͇̗̮̹̲̪̬̝̤͓͇͎͕̖̥̭̮͔̦͓͈̝̬̟̩͔͖̗͕͈̱̭̗̬̰͙̥̩̯͈̻͖̖͈̫̟̫̬̟̣̻̪̼̤̖̣̰̞̱̹̪͈̮͂̐̏̀́̓̒́̌̇̕̚͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅ


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Reply by Elohimless 🤘🇵🇷

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Will I Join? It depends what are the beliefs/tenets of this religion? Do y'all have a Holy book? 


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Reply by AnnChovie

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Am I required to put into collection? or wear a funny hat? I think that'll make the biggest difference in my decision >w<


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And he "shell" reign forever and ever.  LOL.  


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Reply by DragonDope

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Sorry, already part of the cults of Garfield and Buzz Lightyear. If some space frees up then I'll come here first.


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Reply by Nevinca99

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Pretty good topic. 1v1 lol unblocked is a highly competitive and tactical shooting game. Build strong walls to ensure you can be safe from enemy attacks. Use weapons proficiently to destroy the enemy to win. Invite friends to the game and challenge


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Reply by 🧎🔫

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Any day :()))))


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Reply by Raina

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This seems firmly interesting! I have a couple questions about the Lobster Almighty. 

- Is the lob immortal?
 - is there a lobster heaven or hell or do we all get reincarnated as lobsters? What is the afterlife.
- Is there a lobster book teaching us the lore of the lobster 
- what practices should we hold
thank you!


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Reply by Jade Harley

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i want in


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Reply by JillTheSomething

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sounds like fun. Im in. >:)


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Reply by MonsterGuy (big bro pookie )

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I am in too


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Reply by argentAegis

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Thus with our assistance the Lobster God shall grow ever larger. 


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Reply by Tom

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the largest lobster found was named george, he weighed 20 pounds and was 140 years old. that was the firstcoming of our lorb. the heir, the next lorb, must be a descendant of george.


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Reply by Ash

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praise to our divine lorb


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Reply by magic/8/ball

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🦞️🦞️🦞️🦞


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Reply by gazlene_the_scene_queen

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HAIL OUR HOLY GOD


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Reply by Juniper

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i want in


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Reply by CRAYFISHLOVER!!!10000000

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Cray fish are better 


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Reply by 𝕿𝕽𝕬𝕲𝕰𝕯𝖄

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HOW DO I JOIN


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Reply by Rose Anthoney

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Oh gods, not this again. XD 

This group ended up getting hella toxic and making some super borked artwork. Also, the plot was foiled by physics.


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Reply by zombii

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PRAISE THE LORB


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Reply by 粘膜ゴースト (GHOST)

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THE ALMIGHTY LORB


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Reply by Louise

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Rock Lobster 14:1-2

1 Accept the lob whose shell is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters.

2 One lobster’s antenna allows them to eat anything, but another, whose antenna is weak, eats only vegetables.


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Reply by PLANTS IN PANTS OFFICIAL

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PRAIS THE LORB 


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Reply by leni

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praise the lorb for he is good


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