Join the church of our Leviathan Lobster God

where do i sign up

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Praise the Lorb, so Molt it be. 🦞 

as long as i don't have to eat any fricken spagetti or wear a rasta hat

Already part of it!!! Add me cult members. Do we have our own group yet?

Only Him. 

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Am I required to put into collection? or wear a funny hat? I think that'll make the biggest difference in my decision >w<

And he "shell" reign forever and ever.  LOL.  

Sorry, already part of the cults of Garfield and Buzz Lightyear. If some space frees up then I'll come here first.

Pretty good topic. 1v1 lol unblocked is a highly competitive and tactical shooting game. Build strong walls to ensure you can be safe from enemy attacks. Use weapons proficiently to destroy the enemy to win. Invite friends to the game and challenge

Any day :()))))

This seems firmly interesting! I have a couple questions about the Lobster Almighty. 

i want in

sounds like fun. Im in. >:)

I am in too

Thus with our assistance the Lobster God shall grow ever larger. 

the largest lobster found was named george, he weighed 20 pounds and was 140 years old. that was the firstcoming of our lorb. the heir, the next lorb, must be a descendant of george.

praise to our divine lorb

🦞️🦞️🦞️🦞

HAIL OUR HOLY GOD

i want in

Cray fish are better 

HOW DO I JOIN

Oh gods, not this again. XD 

This group ended up getting hella toxic and making some super borked artwork. Also, the plot was foiled by physics.

PRAISE THE LORB

THE ALMIGHTY LORB

Rock Lobster 14:1-2

1 Accept the lob whose shell is weak, without quarreling over disputable matters.

2 One lobster’s antenna allows them to eat anything, but another, whose antenna is weak, eats only vegetables.

PRAIS THE LORB 

praise the lorb for he is good

praise the lorb!🦞🦞🦞🦞

I want to, do we have a chat?

praise the morb

Ah, the Church of the Leviathan Lobster God—an invitation both intriguing and terrifying, like a clawed hand extended in divine menace. It is not a decision to be made lightly, for to pledge oneself to such a deity is to embrace a theology both vast and unknowable, an abyssal faith where the tides are dictated not by celestial mechanics but by the chitinous will of a deep-sea overlord.

And what are its teachings? 

But let us be critical. There are practical concerns. If one were to join, what are the dietary restrictions? Would we be expected to feast upon the lesser crustaceans, or is cannibalism frowned upon in this faith? What of the rituals? Must we partake in elaborate, chitinous dances beneath the full moon? And does one need to possess an exoskeleton to ascend in its ranks, or will mere flesh suffice?

Furthermore, one must question the eschatology of this belief system. Does the Leviathan Lobster God promise salvation, or merely survival? Does it offer an eternity basking in the abyssal glow of its divine trench, or is the final reward simply to be devoured by its infinite claws, absorbed into its greater being like a krill into the maw of something unspeakably vast?

Ultimately, joining such a faith is not a decision to be taken lightly. It is not for the weak of heart, nor for those who cling to the fleeting comforts of surface-dwelling existence. But for those who hear the call of the deep, who feel the pull of something ancient and unfathomable, perhaps this church offers the only truth that has ever mattered: That in the end, all things must bow before the crushing embrace of the deep.

And so, I must decline. Not because I do not believe, but because I fear that to believe too deeply is to lose myself entirely. And I, for now, am still bound to the land.