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Reply by Abby
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Reply by UrlocalPossum
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1. FUCK YEAH I DID!
2. Honestly you just pissed off the police by eating the wrong kind of potato chip
Reply by Chicken4War
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Reply by UrlocalPossum
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Reply by Zamnder/Caszpian #𝓲𝓶𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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For not following correct nuclear waste disposal procedures. Now locked up for all our safety
Reply by xXkerryrealyeahzebraXx
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Reply by Shakira00
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Rat man was arrested for bullying kids on roblox and feeding a mutant two headed rat on his yard
Reply by Rat man
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Raz Aquaz Diaz Fernandaz XLII Jr was imprisoned for swapping babies, drinking and driving, first-degree murder, illegal hunting killing my grandmother, saying "smash" to a literal 4-year-old in a game of smash or pass not paying for a warm feeling in their heart and burning down an orphanage.
Reply by MIZ
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Julian was arrested for participating in a 10 mile run and then driving a car the last 5 miles to the finish line
Reply by Julian Starkill
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jada was arrested 4 fighting over an antique china set with an old lady in a thrift store
Reply by Jada
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xxRebellious_Emmaxx was arrested for doing a terrible Hokey Pokey in what they thought was an abandoned elementary school yard during the kids field day.
Reply by xxRebellious_Emmaxx
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Reply by maryam gueye
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Reply by Brandon☪Hoyt
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Arrow has just been arrested for tracking down other Minecraft players after reportedly being bullied in game. Finally shaping and with a list in hand Arrow went ringing doorbells wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and Tripp pants. Arrow did nothing but confirm the username of her suspects after which she boinked them on the tip of their noses with a plastic fisher price hammer, reminding them to play nice and never underestimate the pixel character in Minecraft minding her own business.
In anycase, hammer boinkng turns out to be a criminal offense.
Cuff up!
Reply by Arrow
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Sie was arrested at the retirement home where she thought she had a DJ gig.
She was set up and started playing Mimi Barks at 130 Decibels Sending many residents into cardiac arrest.
Many others just wandered around shouting to others, "WHAT?" or "HUH?" or "WAS THAT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER?"
Reply by ⁶⁶⁶ sie ʚ♡︎ɞ
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Reply by sumireko
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Reply by ♠ 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓 ♠
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Reply by ≈ MiDNiGHT WHiSPeRS ≈
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Reply by hiji
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wicked clown crimes maybe just for working without a license or selling balloons too close to a storefront or something
Reply by ‧₊˚✧ Sunray ✧˚₊‧
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Reply by ⛤mλrcy⛤
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Reply by Bender
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Reply by (: Ash :)
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Posting about the person below them instead of above.
In regards to my accusation of stealing the rainbow, guilty as charged! I was going to make it easier to see so that more people could notice and enjoy it, but if you want it back so badly...
Edit: Then again I use newest to oldest lol-
Reply by Jillybean
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Evil ms. Crabtree called the police on her next door neighbor Logan saying she was playing her music too loud.
Upon entering the house the police found Logan reading quietly in her room with a blanket around her while petting her cat.
Upon entering the house the police found Logan reading quietly in her room with a blanket around her while petting her cat.
Once the police saw that it was a false alarm they left Logan alone.
While walking to the car loud music could once again be heard from Logan's house prompting the police to return and peek in the windows and see 150 party goers who had been hiding
While walking to the car loud music could once again be heard from Logan's house prompting the police to return and peek in the windows and see 150 party goers who had been hiding
Evil Ms Crabtree smiled that evil smile of satisfaction as police drove off with Logan in the back of the patrol car.
Damn you Evil Ms Crabtree!
Reply by ♠ 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓 ♠
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Reply by ♠ 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓 ♠
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Reply by Blondie- chz
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Reply by (: Ash :)
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1. Hi
2. The person above me was arrested for being 12 years 364 days 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds old when they created their first Discord account B)
3. Edit: I use newest to oldest when scrolling, and you guys apparently don't. Lol I was backwards :skull:
Reply by MIZ
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Rebecca was arrested for impersonating a receptionist.
She sat at the receptionist desk, waited for everyone to leave and napped for 8 hrs.
Reply by kayceejoy255 EX
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Cesar was arrested for being the ringmaster of a midget fight club. his sentence will be anything but short
Reply by Cesar
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Reply by fukurolady
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sunspot was arrested for slaughtering a billy goat in front of their state representative. good for you, sunspot. way to stick it to the man.
Reply by Kori
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B0nsai was arrested for running a cult full of nurses who stole babies from hospitals and brought them to a cave where they would be raised and trained to bring about the end of the world in the name of satan
Reply by b0nsai
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Reply by necromancer
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Reply by Steve Raines
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Reply by Paul
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First, before I explain why Steve got arrested, I just HAVE to acknowledge Jill and her awesome post! Jill, that was just... spectacular! I loved reading every word and I want you to know that! Lol XD. I knew exactly what you were using as inspiration before I saw that little note at the bottom. AHH! I love it! Well done! 👏👏👏
Okay, now on to why Steve got arrested. This is a really long post. If you read the entire story, thank you! Hope you enjoy! Lol
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Steve was arrested for interrupting a live news reporter.
What most people don't know is that Steve and I are roommates. We share a two bedroom apartment and living with him has been pretty chill. We barely get in each other's business. He just does his own thing and I do my own thing.
Yesterday, I was chilling out in the living room, watching a bit of Netflix. Steve comes out of his room and runs up to me with an excited look on his face.
"Dude! What do you think?" He says, motioning to his outfit.
Steve almost looked like any ordinary bloke on the street. Almost.
There are two things that made him a bit different. His black top hat and his blue shirt that had the name of the social networking site, "SpaceHey" printed on to it in simple white text. Alongside it was the logo of SpaceHey as well.
"You look.. alright. You might stand out. But hey, nothing wrong with being different. :D"
"True, true." Steve said agreeingly.
"I didn't think you'd be so into SpaceHey man."
"Oh my god, I have a huuuge passion for it. You don't even know."
I chuckled. It was always nice to see someone gush about things they love.
Steve continued. "So look, I gotta let you in on something. Tomorrow, there's going to be a news reporter about 5 minutes away from us, giving a live report on a burning building. Since the forums have been mostly dead, I thought I'd try to breathe some life into it by promoting SpaceHey via barging in to this live broadcast."
"Uhhh Steve, I don't think that's a good idea. And how do you even know there's going to be a live news report on a burning building tomorrow?!"
"I'm a psychic... And don't worry, it's gonna be fine. Trust me."
I shrugged. "Alrighty then."
Fast forward to today at 6 AM. I get out of bed, head to the kitchen, grab myself a bowl of cereal and walk on over to the living room. I turn on the morning news and my jaw drops as I take in what I'm seeing. A news reporter stands in front of a burning building, providing us with the scoop on what's going on, if anybody's injured, etc.
Next thing I knew, I saw Steve with his top hat and SpaceHey shirt. He firmly pushes the reporter aside and as he does so, he begins to sing and walk slowly towards the camera. The cameraman walks slowly backwards with his camera to prevent Steve from getting too close.
🎶 Come alive, come alive
Go and light your light
Let it burn so bright
Reaching up to the sky
And it's open wide
You're electrified 🎶
I can only assume that Steve was singing that song to let everyone know what he wanted: To make SpaceHey come alive.
Officers who were at the scene noticed Steve and tried to escort him away but he resisted. So they picked him up and dragged him away. It was at this moment when Steve started singing louder and more passionately.
🎶 And we know we can't go back again!
To the world that we were living in!
'Cause we're dreaming with our eyes wide open! 🎶
I shut the TV off and facepalmed. God damn it Steve. 🤦♂️
Reply by Steve Raines
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Jill was arrested later that night for throwing a full heroin needle on the ground between two junkies, encouraging them to fight to the death for her amusement.
Reply by Jillybean
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LMAO
The strangest thing, that night I got a call from Walmart security to come back to the store.
When I got there the employees led me into a room that said Walmart surveillance room on the door.
Through the doors were a mix of police and Walmart employees.They sat me down in a chair facing a wall of cameras and handed me a folder, on the tab it said PAUL EM
Nervously I opened it and there was your picture with a list of charges.
I said, “what’s this all about?” But the officer only replied, “just watch the camera please”
So I looked at the camera they pointed to, it was of the parking lot.
“What am I looking at?” I asked before I was quickly hushed.
Suddenly a black panther appeared on the screen. He was big and he walked along until the panther began to stand up on his hind legs and morph into a man.
I watched with wide eyes in shock as the man looked up. It was Paul!
He wore black pants with a white shirt and a black vest. In his hands he had a hat that he flipped up to the top of his head.
I looked away at the officers quickly and then back to the screens as not to miss the next scene which was A breeze blowing towards Paul. He stood there waiting for the breeze to stop and when it did Paul began dancing and moving in ways that a normal man shouldn’t move. His feet shuffled back and forth moving like walking on air.
Suddenly he came to a car in the park lot. He jumped up onto the car and yelled “Hooooooooo!!” Then proceeded to smash every window on the car again yelling “Hooooooooo!!”
Then he jumped off the car and pointed his arms towards the Walmart sign again yelling hooooooooo! The sign started to explode and Paul just stood there dancing in a rain of sparks.
In the distance You could hear police sirens and by the look on his face Paul heard them too. He got back on all 4s and morphed back into a panther..
The police stopped the video.
When was the last time you saw Paul Em?
I told them nothing but I think they are going to check the Michael Jackson ranch next.
(See Michael Jackson’s Black or White extended ending video for visuals) :)
Reply by Paul
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Jill, you're not so innocent yourself.
I was at that Walmart too and while it was cool to see you calling out Frack for his indecent exposure, my respect for you went down the drain fast when I later saw you harassing a Walmart employee.
I looked at you with such disappointment as you grabbed the employee by the shoulders and sang in a loud voice...
🎶 'Cause everyone loves Bob Dylan!!!
I just want you to love me like that, yeahhhh! 🎶
So Jill, you're being charged for harassing a Walmart employee.
Reply by Jillybean
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Frack his been charged with an indecent exposure.
Although it's not a crime to have a shower beer, but he had one too many and forgot to put his pants on while he was at WalMart
Later, he tried to explain that the reason he was at WalMart was to buy pants
Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think...IT'S LIKE RAAAAIIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY..IT'S A FREE RIDE....#Alanismorissette #putyourpantsonFrack
Reply by Frack The Shower Beer God
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Becks has been arrested for looking too damn good in that hat.
Of course the arresting officer may have been a buddy of mine so I think he'll let you go under my care.
lol
Reply by Paul
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KrisT, you have been arrested for showing up to my house in the middle of the night and hula hooping to Taylor Swift's Shake it Off.
I'll admit, I was amused. And I wouldn't have arrested you... if you weren't standing on my front lawn. Perform your hula hooping show all you want, but please don't stand on my lawn next time. Lol xD.