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What Was The Person Above You Arrested For?
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Reply by Paul
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Reply by Frack The Shower Beer God
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Becks has been arrested for looking too damn good in that hat.
Reply by Jillybean
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Frack his been charged with an indecent exposure.
Reply by Paul
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Reply by Steve Raines
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Jill was arrested later that night for throwing a full heroin needle on the ground between two junkies, encouraging them to fight to the death for her amusement.
Reply by Paul
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Reply by Kori
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B0nsai was arrested for running a cult full of nurses who stole babies from hospitals and brought them to a cave where they would be raised and trained to bring about the end of the world in the name of satan
Reply by fukurolady
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sunspot was arrested for slaughtering a billy goat in front of their state representative. good for you, sunspot. way to stick it to the man.
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Reply by kayceejoy255 EX
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Cesar was arrested for being the ringmaster of a midget fight club. his sentence will be anything but short
Reply by MIZ
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Rebecca was arrested for impersonating a receptionist.
Reply by (: Ash :)
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1. Hi
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Reply by ♠ 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓 ♠
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Reply by ♠ 𝕷𝖔𝖌𝖆𝖓 ♠
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Reply by Jillybean
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Upon entering the house the police found Logan reading quietly in her room with a blanket around her while petting her cat.
While walking to the car loud music could once again be heard from Logan's house prompting the police to return and peek in the windows and see 150 party goers who had been hiding
Reply by (: Ash :)
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Posting about the person below them instead of above.
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Reply by ‧₊˚✧ Sunray ✧˚₊‧
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Reply by hiji
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wicked clown crimes maybe just for working without a license or selling balloons too close to a storefront or something
Reply by ≈ MiDNiGHT WHiSPeRS ≈
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Reply by Arrow
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Sie was arrested at the retirement home where she thought she had a DJ gig.
She was set up and started playing Mimi Barks at 130 Decibels Sending many residents into cardiac arrest.
Many others just wandered around shouting to others, "WHAT?" or "HUH?" or "WAS THAT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER?"
Reply by Brandon☪Hoyt
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Arrow has just been arrested for tracking down other Minecraft players after reportedly being bullied in game. Finally shaping and with a list in hand Arrow went ringing doorbells wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and Tripp pants. Arrow did nothing but confirm the username of her suspects after which she boinked them on the tip of their noses with a plastic fisher price hammer, reminding them to play nice and never underestimate the pixel character in Minecraft minding her own business.
In anycase, hammer boinkng turns out to be a criminal offense.
Cuff up!
Reply by maryam gueye
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Reply by Jada
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xxRebellious_Emmaxx was arrested for doing a terrible Hokey Pokey in what they thought was an abandoned elementary school yard during the kids field day.
Reply by Julian Starkill
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jada was arrested 4 fighting over an antique china set with an old lady in a thrift store
Reply by MIZ
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Julian was arrested for participating in a 10 mile run and then driving a car the last 5 miles to the finish line
Reply by Rat man
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Raz Aquaz Diaz Fernandaz XLII Jr was imprisoned for swapping babies, drinking and driving, first-degree murder, illegal hunting killing my grandmother, saying "smash" to a literal 4-year-old in a game of smash or pass not paying for a warm feeling in their heart and burning down an orphanage.
Reply by Shakira00
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Rat man was arrested for bullying kids on roblox and feeding a mutant two headed rat on his yard
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Reply by Oh ZAMNN #3 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 mfer
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For not following correct nuclear waste disposal procedures. Now locked up for all our safety
Reply by UrlocalPossum
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Reply by UrlocalPossum
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1. FUCK YEAH I DID!
2. Honestly you just pissed off the police by eating the wrong kind of potato chip
Reply by Abby
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