What Was The Person Above You Arrested For?
Reply by Jillybean
Frack his been charged with an indecent exposure.
Upon entering the house the police found Logan reading quietly in her room with a blanket around her while petting her cat.
While walking to the car loud music could once again be heard from Logan's house prompting the police to return and peek in the windows and see 150 party goers who had been hiding
Posting about the person below them instead of above.
Reply by Arrow
Sie was arrested at the retirement home where she thought she had a DJ gig.
She was set up and started playing Mimi Barks at 130 Decibels Sending many residents into cardiac arrest.
Many others just wandered around shouting to others, "WHAT?" or "HUH?" or "WAS THAT YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER?"
Reply by Brakish
Arrow has just been arrested for tracking down other Minecraft players after reportedly being bullied in game. Finally shaping and with a list in hand Arrow went ringing doorbells wearing a Guy Fawkes mask and Tripp pants. Arrow did nothing but confirm the username of her suspects after which she boinked them on the tip of their noses with a plastic fisher price hammer, reminding them to play nice and never underestimate the pixel character in Minecraft minding her own business.
In anycase, hammer boinkng turns out to be a criminal offense.