whoa, he stole that guy's pizza

No. But dipping ketchup in nuggets might be.

Is dipping Chicken Mcnuggets in ketchup weird? lol

Feline paralysis is real

i need water but my cat is laying on me.....

I have no idea what that even is is but it sounds like it takes years of built up talent, so go you!

paranoia, music, & exhaustion,,

I also need sleep. I'm perfectly awake. But sleep is better.

I need sleep!! Can hardly hold my eyes open right now...

my usual self loathing and existential fears...

Good luck

I really want to not go to work tomorrow.

I really want some chicken alfredo rn

It can be. Very much so.

Ghostbusters Afterlife is so good I'm seeing it for the second time in about, 5 minutes.

This site is what we didn't know we needed.

It's been getting harder for me to get outta bed...

This website creates a whole new kind of FOMO but it's nostalgic so I shall stay

I need to piss. Whay am I sitying on my couch sharing this?!

Same

I’m really tired and I still have 6 hours of work left

Ketchup. I cant think about anything else lmao

Sorry Sunspot...

*reads the last comment* sounds like a great idea* why does my head hurt?*

👉🏻 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙤𝙩 𝙋𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙩 2𝙖.𝙢... 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧❓

👉🏻 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙃𝙤𝙩 𝙋𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙩 2𝙖.𝙢... 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧❓

This bacon is really good stuff.

After 3 days off, I do not want to go back to work.

Money

butterfingers

Don't start work for 2 hours.

"this teams meeting is taking forever, i just wanna have lunch break"

how people have their own lives, own family, own friends, own mindset, favourite things, least favourite things, and even their own embarrassing memories.

everytime you speak youre putting out information and content

Let's see if I can stretch this break to 2!

People are morons and I harbor a genuine hatred for most humans and human nature itself.

Eggs, cheese, and sausage!

I just discovered the Forums today lol

He did

Time simultaneously creates and destroys all. It is the ultimate corporeal power.

I think I should be in bed

I feel like I could be the president of the United States.

We all do, Red

I really need to post around here more often.

my face is tired

4 shots, then beers

Should I do a shot tonight or just stick to beer?