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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of November, 2021, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?


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Reply by BlackStatic

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John Egbert


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Reply by zrcalo

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>>TRY AGAIN


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Reply by BlackStatic

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Doge Cheems


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Reply by zrcalo

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>>EXAMINE THE PREMISE


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Reply by BlackStatic

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>>EXAMINE YOUR BASEMENT


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Reply by zrcalo

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Your name is DOGE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY.
Your mother likes keeping you in the basement, as she is convinced you are VERY EMBARASSING to her church friends. You tried reconciling with them by making a HANDY DANDY CROSS which they aptly rejected. Your wall is now adorned with your prideful handiwork.

You are unsure if your mother will have time for you this birthday as she is STILL AT CHURCH. 


What will you do?


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Reply by BlackStatic

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>>use computer to ask strangers online for birthday money


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Reply by zrcalo

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you decide to boot up AIM and message one of your buddies.


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Reply by BlackStatic

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 CheemsBurger [CB] began pestering BingusFloppa [BF].

CB: hewwo. uwu. its my birfday. uwu. u do free art for me?
BF: lol your kidding right
CB: nompe owo; im poor lol
BF: so lemme get this straight
BF: youve got no money
BF: not a single dollar
BF: and your seriously exploiting me for labour rn
CB: but flomppa
CB: its my birfday uwu
CB: so can i hav free art?
BF: sounds sus but k
BF: one sec

>>BingusFloppa: draw halfassed birthday art for your annoying friend



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Reply by Robot

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The name "Robot" will not be a name that I will be using.

The robot name is a name that the robot is not. I don't know about the "old man," I'm not going to use his surname, I just know it's a good name and I'll give it to you.

I will not use my own names to name my robot, it'll come from the old man's house, it won't come from my house and it won't come from the robot I gave it.

It's a very good robot name, I don't know what the name of my robot is, it's my own, I just want my robot named.


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Reply by NinjaKat2

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lil'spaghetti


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Reply by Rainbow Crash

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>>Flee from basement


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Reply by Dante.not.daredevil.

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>>Make cake


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Reply by Ani

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>>Mom's back. Should I retreat?


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Reply by Worstnation

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I'm pretty sure it looks like Bill Cosby


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Reply by avenue

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> John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.


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Reply by CARTER K xD

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ZOOSMELL POOPLORD


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