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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 19th of November, 2021, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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John Egbert

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>>TRY AGAIN

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Doge Cheems

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>>EXAMINE THE PREMISE

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>>EXAMINE YOUR BASEMENT

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Your name is DOGE. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY.
Your mother likes keeping you in the basement, as she is convinced you are VERY EMBARASSING to her church friends. You tried reconciling with them by making a HANDY DANDY CROSS which they aptly rejected. Your wall is now adorned with your prideful handiwork.

You are unsure if your mother will have time for you this birthday as she is STILL AT CHURCH.

What will you do?

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>>use computer to ask strangers online for birthday money

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you decide to boot up AIM and message one of your buddies.

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CheemsBurger [CB] began pestering BingusFloppa [BF].

CB: hewwo. uwu. its my birfday. uwu. u do free art for me?

BF: lol your kidding right

CB: nompe owo; im poor lol

BF: so lemme get this straight

BF: youve got no money

BF: not a single dollar

BF: and your seriously exploiting me for labour rn

CB: but flomppa

CB: its my birfday uwu

CB: so can i hav free art?

BF: sounds sus but k

BF: one sec

>>BingusFloppa: draw halfassed birthday art for your annoying friend

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The name "Robot" will not be a name that I will be using.

The robot name is a name that the robot is not. I don't know about the "old man," I'm not going to use his surname, I just know it's a good name and I'll give it to you.

I will not use my own names to name my robot, it'll come from the old man's house, it won't come from my house and it won't come from the robot I gave it.

It's a very good robot name, I don't know what the name of my robot is, it's my own, I just want my robot named.

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lil'spaghetti

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>>Flee from basement

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>>Make cake

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>>Mom's back. Should I retreat?

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I'm pretty sure it looks like Bill Cosby

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> John: Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.

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