Osmosis Jones Headcanons

Hello. Does anyone have any OJ (Osmosis Jones) headcanons they'd like to talk about?

Here's one of mine:

• Mayor Phlegmming and Tom Colonic went to the same high school; it would be a stereotypical "geek (MP) is jealous of the jock (TC) and dislikes him, but the jock thinks they're pals" dynamic. (I understand it's more so an AU, but it's still a fun thought!)

I'll put this one separately since it's related to the spinoff TV show Ozzy and Drix:

• Drix gave Dander a really long name, but introduces him to everyone as plain ole "Dander" because he's embarrassed. I imagine the name would be something like, "Sir Daniel Cainite Corr Neophytos."

See what I did there? Canine corneocyte? Haha!

-Tom (aka Antnudz)