OMG THO

you PHYSICALLY CANNOT say that Herbert P Bear isn't hot in SOMEWAY, 'cause just imagine you're snuggling a big chubby polar-teddy bear who is an absolute genius AND he's a villain who's misunderstood and he literally hates the cold, plus he could give you piggyback rides!!!!!!! you  could warm him up and yall could go on like... pizza dates and celebrate merry walrus (Even tho herbert got pushed out of merry walrus' sleigh but we don't talk about that..) and valentines day and halloween, he's literally husband + father material!!!!!!!!