The worlds slowest dog is still taken on the hunt.
But where the others run, he just limps and lies down.
through the day he whines and howls of how he aches.
Through the night he chews his leg down to the bone.
I have no sympathy for the worlds slowest dog.
He knows what he does when he bites.
though I hope for his sake and the sake of the hunt,
that one day, he'll turn out alright.